Key: D minor
Verse 1
Dm
C
G
Still warm in his grave
F#m
Em
ably reluctant to create
D
F#m
An online dating profile
Em
A
And so she logged on to Match
G
D
A
D
Bm
G
D
.com
G
D
A
Bm
Her first date tried to get her into bed
G
D
In the parking lot of the senior center
E
Bb
F
C
Where they had gone to play bingo
Bm
A
He tried to touch my ass,
she said, in a stage whisper
Em
D
And so she logged on to
A
G
D
Bm
G
D
Match .com
G
D
Her second date showed up
C#m
Bm
in a convertible
G
D
Wearing a tie -dye Bernie
A
Bm
Sanders t -shirt
Bb
F
And then proceeded
Dm
Am
to shoplift a book
Esus4
E
From the souvenir stand of
Dm
Am
G
where they'd agreed to meet.
Am
A
G
B
Then he insisted that they go
A
D
G
Bm
two miles down the interstate.
G
A
F#m
Bm
And when the bill came, he said,
F#m
Bm
Why don't you pay for this?
F#m
Bm
I'll take care of the generous tip.
A
D
Dm
E
Match .com.
Am
A
Esther confided to a friend
Am
Dm
She was finding online
Am
G
dat ing kind of a drag
Bm
C#m
D
A friend, also newly widowed,
D
Am
Said, I've got a guy for you
He's too country for me,
C#
F#
D
G
D
Cattleman 42
G
D
G
D
F#
Bm
G
As a city girl, growing up in Philly
Bb
C#
F
Her childhood bathroom
A
Dm
was painted in a southwestern motif
C#
D
Bb
And decades later,
Dm
C
languishing in the basement
Em
G
The pair of chunky longhorns
Bm
G
that she bought at a yard sale
F#m
Bm
F#m
After a hard day at the oral
F#m
Bm
The kids thought she had lost it, yeah
A
Bm
a thing for cowboys
A
Em
So she and Earl meet in the parking lot
Em
G
D
in Lynchburg
Bm
A
Missing a good number of his teeth
Tobacco stains on his fingers,
but he played
F#m
G
Bm
Steel guitar in a bar band,
Bm
F#
Lifetime wrangling cattle
A#m
D#m
on his great -granddaddy's ranch
F#
C#
A real cowboy, a real cowboy
B
D#
They talked about their children
And what it was like
G#m
B
F#
To be going on baits for
Ebsus4
Ebm
the first time
D
A
D
In nearly fifty years
E
F#aug
G
A
who'd left them
G
D
And when he drove her home,
F#aug
Bm
he asked if it would be okay
G
D
Dm
A
E
If he took a selfie of the two of them
Bb
F
And she consented
Bb
F
And he took it deftly with
Dm
Am
E
his Samsung Galaxy
Am
G
Am
Six months later, they flipped a coin
C
G
F
Dm
would be hung above the bed you
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