Trophy Longhorns chords by Gabriel Kahane
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Verse 1
With (A minor) her husband of 47 years
(D minor) Still (C major) warm in his grave (G major)
Esther was (B minor) understand
(F sharp minor) ably reluctant (E minor) to create
(D major) An online (F sharp minor) dating profile
But (C sharp minor) she didn't like being alone
And (E minor) so she logged on to Match (A major)
.com (G major) (D major) (A major) (D major) (B minor) (G major) (D major)
Her first (G major) date (D major) tried to (A major) get her in (B minor) to bed
In (G major) the parking (D major) lot of the senior center
(E major) Where they (B flat major) had gone to (F major) play bin (C major) go
He tried to touch (B minor) my as (A major) s,
she said, in a stage whisper
And so (E minor) she logged (D major) on to
Match (A major) .com (G major) (D major) (B minor) (G major) (D major)
Her second (G major) date (D major) showed up
in (C sharp minor) a con (B minor) vertible
Wearing (G major) a (D major) tie -dye Bernie
(A major) Sanders (B minor) t -shirt
An (B flat major) d then (F major) proceeded
(D minor) to shoplift a (A minor) book
From the (Esus4) souvenir (E major) stand of
(A major) the National Park
where they'd (D minor) agreed to meet. (A minor) (G major)
(A minor) Then (A major) he insisted (G major) that they go (B major)
to the (E minor) snobbish and expensive restaurant
(A major) two (D major) miles down the in (G major) terstate. (B minor)
(G major) And when (A major) the bill (F sharp minor) came, (B minor) he said,
(F sharp minor) Why don't you pay for (B minor) this?
I'll (F sharp minor) take care of the (B minor) generous tip.
And (E minor) so she logged on to
(A major) Match .com. (D major) (D minor) (E major)
(A minor) Esther confided (A major) to a friend
She (A minor) (D minor) was finding online
(A minor) dat ing kind (G major) of a drag
A (B minor) friend, (C sharp minor) also newly wid (D major) owed,
also (G major) dating online
Said, (D major) (A minor) I've got a guy for you
He's too country for me,
but he (B minor) might be perfect for you
Cattle (C sharp major) man (F sharp major) 42 (D major) (G major) (D major)
(G major) (D major)
As a (G major) city girl, (D major) grow (F sharp major) ing up in Philly (B minor) (G major)
(B flat major) Her child (C sharp major) hood bath (F major) room
was painted (A major) in a south (D minor) western motif
(C sharp major) And (D major) decades later, (B flat major)
(D minor) languishing in the base (C major) ment
The (E minor) pair of chunky long (G major) horns
that (B minor) she bought at a yard sale (G major)
(F sharp minor) After a (B minor) hard day at (F sharp minor) the oral
sur (B minor) geon's office
The kid (F sharp minor) s thought she had lost (B minor) it, yeah
She (E minor) had to admit she had
(A major) a thing for cow (B minor) boys
So she and Earl (A major) meet in the park (E minor) ing lot
Of a (G major) steak and shake down
(E minor) (G major) in Lynch (D major) burg
Miss (B minor) ing a good number (A major) of his teeth
and most of his hair (G major)
Tobacco stains on his fingers,
but he played
(F sharp minor) Steel guitar in a (G major) bar band, (B minor)
(F sharp minor) two tours of Vietnam
Life (B minor) time (F sharp major) wrangling cattle
(A sharp minor) on his great (D sharp minor) -granddaddy's ranch
A (F sharp major) real cowboy, a (C sharp major) real cowboy
They talked (B major) about their (D sharp major) children
And what it was like
To (G sharp minor) be (B major) going on (F sharp major) baits for
the first (E flatsus4) time (E flat minor)
(D major) In (A major) nearly fifty (D major) years
The (F sharp minor) fear of betraying the ones
(E major) who'd left them (F sharpaug) (G major) (A major)
And when he drove (G major) her (D major) home,
he asked if (F sharpaug) it would (B minor) be okay
If (G major) he took a (D major) selfie of (D minor) (A major) the two (E major) of them
And (B flat major) she consen (F major) ted
And he (B flat major) took it deftly (F major) with
his (D minor) Samsung (A minor) Galaxy (E major)
(A minor) Six months later, (G major) they flipped (A minor) a coin
To de (D minor) cide whose trophy longhorns
(C major) would be (G major) hung above the bed (F major) (D minor) you
Trophy Longhorns
Gabriel Kahane
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