Key: D major
Verse 1
and sing about somebody else for
a change.
And she's a woman.
Man, what a woman.
Always in the news.
Always happening.
And of course, now that it's
Winter Olympics time,
I can't help but...
No, not that.
God bless Tonya Harding.
Did anybody see
her on The Weakest Link?
Was that incredible?
With Kato Kaelin and Jennifer Flowers.
Oh my God, I died and went to heaven.
And recently,
just this week or last week
or a few days ago,
she's getting sued by her landlord
for back rent.
She's so happening, man.
She is en courant, man.
She is so happening.
A perennial.
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You know, I got a day off to
morrow.
I think I'm going up to Portland
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You knew she
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when you saw her bodyguard,
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when you saw those two together.
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You knew it wasn't hard to see
that she was different,
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and their pirouettes and twirls
Then it turned out that
she smoked and drank
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and posed practically nude
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An d she didn't smile all of the time
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She got angry and was crude
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like all the other girls
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With their grinning and their spinning
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and their winning little twirls
And her childhood was unhappy,
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but it was poverty she feared.
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not like most other girls.
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With their gliding and their sliding
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and their whirling little twirls,
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yeah.
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Yes, they all look like princesses,
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little Barbies to the core,
worst nightmare,
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the slut who moved next door.
she liked the boys more than the girls,
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about what she did n't know
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in the media sideshow
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more than the other girls
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in their picture -perfect twirls
and they almost towed her truck away
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oh, the whole thing was a drag
and Reebok,
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Wheaties are the flag,
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that's what they're after all these girls
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and their twisting little twirls
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Verse 2
So play the national anthem.
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Stand up proud and tall.
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and that theirs slip and fall.
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What happens to these girls
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and their somersaults and twirls?
Ice used to be a nice thing
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when you laced up figure skates.
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for the United States.
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pirouettes, or twirls.
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happy little girls.
Thank you. You You
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