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Tonya's Twirls easy guitar chords by 
Loudon Wainwright Iii
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Verse 1
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Let give you some relief
and sing about somebody else for
a change.
And she's a woman.
Man, what a woman.
Always in the news.
Always happening.
And of course, now that it's
Winter Olympics time,
I can't help but...
No, not that.
God bless Tonya Harding.
Did anybody see
her on The Weakest Link?
Was that incredible?
With Kato Kaelin and Jennifer Flowers.
Oh my God, I died and went to heaven.
And recently,
just this week or last week
or a few days ago,
she's getting sued by her landlord
for back rent.
She's so happening, man.
She is en courant, man.
She is so happening.
A perennial.
Em
E
D
You know, I got a day off to
morrow.
I think I'm going up to Portland
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and I'm going to stalk Tanya.
F#m
D
E
Em
G
D
A
You knew she
D
was in trouble
Em
E
when you saw her bodyguard,
Em
G
when you saw those two together.
D
A
D
You knew it wasn't hard to see
that she was different,
Em
not just one of the girls.
G
With their gliding and their sliding
A
D
and their pirouettes and twirls
Then it turned out that
she smoked and drank
Em
Esus4
and posed practically nude
E
Em
G
An d she didn't smile all of the time
D
A
She got angry and was crude
D
No, she wasn't good at two -skates
E
Em
E
Em
E
like all the other girls
Em
G
With their grinning and their spinning
A
D
and their winning little twirls
And her childhood was unhappy,
Em
and her mom was really weird.
G
Her husband liked to hit her,
D
A
but it was poverty she feared.
D
Cause she grew up in the trailer parks,
E
Esus4
E
not like most other girls.
Em
G
With their gliding and their sliding
A
D
and their whirling little twirls,
E
Em
G
D
A
yeah.
D
Yes, they all look like princesses,
Bm
Em
little Barbies to the core,
G
but she was your parents'
worst nightmare,
D
A
D
the slut who moved next door.
Em
From the wrong side of the track,
she liked the boys more than the girls,
G
with their gliding and they're sliding
A
in their girlish dainty twirls
D
and it seemed like she was lying
E
D
Esus4
E
Em
about what she did n't know
G
and then she started crying
D
G
D
A
in the media sideshow
D
and in practice she kept falling down
Em
E
Esus4
Em
more than the other girls
G
but they're gliding and they're sliding
A
D
in their picture -perfect twirls
and they almost towed her truck away
E
Em
oh, the whole thing was a drag
G
forget about Campbell's soup
and Reebok,
D
A
D
Wheaties are the flag,
Em
they'll be books she'll make some money,
E
Em
that's what they're after all these girls
G
with their selling kiss and telling
A
D
and their twisting little twirls
Em
D
Bm
G
D
A
D
Verse 2
So play the national anthem.
E
Em
Stand up proud and tall.
G
Oh, we hope that ours don't stumble
D
A
and that theirs slip and fall.
D
And remember Olga Corbett.
E
Em
What happens to these girls
G
with their triple flips and axles
A
D
and their somersaults and twirls?
Ice used to be a nice thing
E
Em
when you laced up figure skates.
G
Now it's a thing to win a medal on
D
A
for the United States.
D
But once there were no lutses, axles,
E
Em
pirouettes, or twirls.
G
Just kiddies slipping, sliding, laughing,
A
D
happy little girls.
Thank you. You You
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