Tonya's Twirls
Tonya's Twirls

Tonya's Twirls easy guitar chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

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  • Verse 1
    Let 
    give you 
    some relief 

    and sing about 
    somebody else for 

    a change. 

    And she's 
    a woman. 

    Man, 
    what a woman. 

    Always in the 
    news. 

    Always happening. 

    And 
    of course, now that it's 

    Winter Olympics 
    time, 

    can't help but... 

    No, 
    not that. 

    God bless 
    Tonya Harding. 

    Did 
    anybody see 

    her on The Weakest 
    Link? 

    Was 
    that incredible? 

    With Kato Kaelin 
    and Jennifer 
    Flowers. 

    Oh my 
    God, 
    I died 
    and 
    went to 
    heaven. 

    And 
    recently, 

    just this 
    week or 
    last week 

    or a few days 
    ago, 

    she's 
    getting sued by 
    her landlord 

    for back 
    rent. 

    She's so 
    happening, 
    man. 

    She is 
    en courant, 
    man. 

    She is so 
    happening. 

    A perennial. 

    You 
    know, 
    I got a day 
    off 
    to

    morrow. 

    I think I'm going 
    up to Portland 

    and 
    I'm going to stalk 
    Tanya. 

    You 
    knew 
    she 

    was 
    in 
    trouble 

    when you 
    saw her 
    body
    guard, 

    when 
    you 
    saw those 
    two 
    together. 

    You 
    knew it 
    wasn't 
    hard 
    to 
    see 

    that 
    she was 
    different, 

    not 
    just 
    one of 
    the girls. 

    With 
    their gliding 
    and 
    their 
    sliding 

    and 
    their 
    pirou
    ettes 
    and 
    twirls 

    Then 
    it turned 
    out that 

    she smoked 
    and 
    drank 

    and 
    posed 
    practically 
    nude 

    An
    d she 
    didn't smile 
    all 
    of the time 

    She 
    got 
    angry 
    and 
    was 
    crude 

    No, 
    she 
    wasn't 
    good at 
    two 
    -skates 

    like 
    all 
    the other 
    girls 

    With 
    their 
    grinning 
    and 
    their spinning 

    and 
    their 
    winning 
    little 
    twirls 

    And 
    her 
    childhood 
    was 
    unhappy, 

    and 
    her mom 
    was 
    really 
    weird. 

    Her 
    husband 
    liked 
    to hit her, 

    but it 
    was pover
    ty 
    she 
    feared. 

    Cause 
    she grew 
    up 
    in the 
    trailer 
    parks, 

    not like 
    most 
    other 
    girls. 

    With their 
    gliding 
    and 
    their sliding 

    and 
    their 
    whirl
    ing 
    little 
    twirls, 

    yeah. 


    Yes, 
    they all 
    look 
    like princesses, 

    little 
    Bar
    bies 
    to 
    the core, 

    but 
    she 
    was your 
    parents' 

    worst nightmare, 

    the 
    slut 
    who moved 
    next 
    door. 

    From 
    the 
    wrong 
    side 
    of the track


    she liked 
    the 
    boys 
    more than 
    the girls, 

    with 
    their gliding 
    and 
    they're sliding 

    in 
    their 
    girlish 
    dainty 
    twirls 

    and 
    it seemed 
    like 
    she 
    was lying 

    about 
    what 
    she 
    did
    n't 
    know 

    an
    then she 
    started 
    crying 

    in 
    the medi
    a sideshow 

    and 
    in practice 
    she 
    kept 
    falling 
    down 

    more 
    than the 
    other girls 

    but 
    they're gliding 
    and 
    they're sliding 

    in 
    their pic
    ture 
    -perfect 
    twirls 

    and 
    they almost 
    towed 
    her truck 
    away 

    oh, 
    the 
    whole thing 
    was a 
    drag 

    for
    get about 
    Campbell's 
    soup 

    and 
    Reebok, 

    Wheaties 
    are 
    the flag, 

    they'll 
    be 
    books 
    she'll 
    make some 
    money, 

    that's what 
    they're after 
    all 
    these 
    girls 

    with 
    their 
    selling 
    kiss 
    and 
    telling 

    and 
    their 
    twisting 
    little 
    twirls 


    Verse 2
    So 
    play 
    the 
    national 
    anthem. 

    Stand 
    up proud 
    and 
    tall. 

    Oh, 
    we hope 
    that 
    ours 
    don't 
    stumble 

    and that 
    theirs 
    slip 
    and fall. 

    And 
    remember 
    Olga 
    Corbett. 

    What 
    happens 
    to these 
    girls 

    with 
    their 
    triple 
    flips 
    and 
    axles 

    and 
    their 
    somersaults 
    and 
    twirls? 

    Ice 
    used 
    to be 
    a nice 
    thing 

    when 
    you 
    laced 
    up 
    figure 
    skates. 

    Now 
    it's a 
    thing 
    to 
    win a 
    medal 
    on 

    for 
    the United 
    States. 

    But once 
    there 
    were no 
    lutses, 
    axles, 

    pi
    rouettes, 
    or 
    twirls. 

    Just 
    kiddies 
    slipping, 
    sliding, 
    laughing, 

    happy 
    little 
    girls. 

    Thank 
    you. 
    You 
    You 


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