Tom Cruise Crazy
Tom Cruise Crazy

Tom Cruise Crazy easy guitar chords by Jonathan Coulton

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  • Em

  • D

  • E

  • B

    2

  • G#

    4

  • C#

    4

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    2

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  • C#m

    4

  • Am

  • F#

    2

  • C

  • G

  • Em

  • D

  • E

  • B

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    4

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  • F#m

    2

  • A

  • C#m

    4

  • Am

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  • G

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Tom 

    Cruise 
    is 
    so 
    in 
    love 
    with 
    Katie 

    At 
    least 
    all 
    his 
    people 
    tell 
    him 
    so 

    And 
    while 
    he 
    thinks 
    that 
    she's 
    a 

    very 
    special 
    lady 

    It's 
    probably 
    not 
    the 
    way 

    he'd 
    choose 
    to 
    go 

    Verse 2

    But 
    a 
    lifetime 
    of 
    longing 
    looks 
    would 

    cause 
    too 
    much 
    distrac
    tion 

    Good 
    thing 
    that 
    he's 
    not 

    gay 
    any
    more 

    Verse 3

    Tom 
    Cruise 
    is 
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    crazy 

    Just 
    be 
    glad 
    it's 
    him, 
    not 
    you 

    If 
    you 
    had 
    Tom 
    Cruise's troubles 

    You 
    might 
    be 
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    crazy, 
    too 

    You'd 
    flash 
    your 
    big 
    white 
    shiny 
    smile 

    And 
    buy 
    expensive 
    shoes 

    But 
    you'd 
    be 
    the 
    only 
    man 
    on 
    Earth 

    who couldn't 
    enjoy 
    Tom 
    Cruise, 
    oh 
    no 

    You 
    couldn't 
    en
    joy 
    Tom 
    Cruise 


    Verse 4
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    is 
    always 
    getting 
    older 

    He 
    knows 
    he'll 
    never 
    be 

    that 
    young 
    again 

    And 
    when 
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    looks 

    back 
    over 
    his 
    shoulder 

    He 
    sees 
    a 
    thousand 

    younger 
    leading 
    men 

    Verse 5

    He 
    knows 
    someday 
    he'll 
    have 
    to 
    play 

    An 
    old, 
    retarded 
    grandpa 

    While someone 
    younger 

    plays 
    his 
    sexy 
    son 

    Verse 6

    Tom 
    Cruise 
    is 
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    crazy 

    Just 
    be 
    glad 
    it's 
    him, 
    not 
    you 

    If 
    you 
    had 
    Tom 
    Cruise's troubles 

    You 
    might 
    be 
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    crazy, 

    too 

    You'd 
    flash 
    your 
    big 
    white 
    shiny 
    smile 

    And 
    buy 
    expensive 
    shoes 

    But 
    you'd 
    be 
    the 
    only 
    man 
    on 
    Earth 
    who 

    couldn't 
    enjoy 
    Tom 
    Cruise, 
    oh 
    no 

    You 
    couldn't 
    en
    joy 
    Tom 
    Cruise 

    Verse 7

    Tom 
    Cruise 
    hopes 
    somewhere 

    there's 
    a 
    place 
    for 
    him 

    Because 
    he's 
    not 
    of 
    this 

    world 
    any
    more 

    Verse 8
    Somewhere 
    in 
    some 
    secluded 
    castle 

    Poor 
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    sits 
    staring 
    at 
    the 
    wall 

    And 
    the 
    outside 
    world 
    is 

    always 
    such 
    a 
    hassle 

    Sometimes 
    he 
    won't 
    go 
    out 
    at 
    all 

    Verse 9

    There 
    are 
    millions 
    who 

    know 
    his 
    name 

    Everybody 
    loves 
    him 

    Why 
    is 
    it 
    that 
    he 
    feels 
    so 
    alone? 

    Verse 10

    Tom 
    Cruise 
    is 
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    crazy 

    Just 
    be 
    glad 
    it's 
    him, 
    not 
    you 

    If 
    you 
    had 
    Tom 
    Cruise's troubles 

    You 
    might 
    be 
    Tom 
    Cruise 
    crazy, 
    too 

    You'd 
    flash 
    your 
    big 
    white 
    shiny 
    smile 

    And 
    buy 
    expensive 
    shoes 

    But 
    you'd 
    be 
    the 
    only 
    man 
    on 
    Earth 
    who 

    couldn't 
    enjoy 
    Tom 
    Cruise, 
    oh 
    no 

    You 
    couldn't 
    en
    joy 
    Tom 
    Cruise 


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