Tom Cruise Crazy chords by Jonathan Coulton

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Intro 1

Verse 1
E 
 (E major) Tom
B 
G# 
C# 
 (B major) Cruise is so  (G sharp major) in love with Katie  (C sharp major) 
F#m 
B 
 (F sharp minor) At least all his people tell him so  (B major) 
E 
And while he  (E major) thinks that she's a
G# 
C# 
G# 
C# 
very  (G sharp major) special lady  (C sharp major)  (G sharp major)  (C sharp major) 
F#m 
 (F sharp minor) It's probably not the way
he'd choose to go
B 
 (B major) 

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Verse 2

But a lifetime of longing looks would

cause too much distraction

Good thing that he's not

gay anymore

Verse 3
G# 
A 
E 
Tom Cruise  (G sharp major) is  (A major) Tom Cruise  (E major) crazy
B 
E 
 (B major) Just be glad it's him, not you  (E major) 
B 
E 
G# 
A 
E 
If  (B major)  (E major) you  (G sharp major) had Tom  (A major)  (E major) Cruise's troubles
F#m 
B 
G# 
You  (F sharp minor) might be Tom Cruise  (B major) crazy, too  (G sharp major) 
C#m 
E 
You'd flash  (C sharp minor) your big white shiny  (E major) smile
A 
Am 
And  (A major) buy expensive shoes  (A minor) 
E 
G# 
C# 
But you'd  (E major) be the  (G sharp major) only man  (C sharp major) on Earth
F#m 
B 
E 
C# 
who couldn't  (F sharp minor)  (B major) enjoy Tom  (E major) Cruise, oh no  (C sharp major) 
C#m 
B 
E 
You couldn't  (C sharp minor) en    joy  (B major) Tom  (E major) Cruise
Em 
D 
Em 
D 
Em 
D 
Em 
D 
 (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor)  (D major) 

Verse 4
E 
G# 
C# 
 (E major) Tom Cruise is  (G sharp major) always getting older  (C sharp major) 
F#m 
 (F sharp minor) He knows he'll never be
B 
that young again  (B major) 
E 
And  (E major) when Tom Cruise looks
G# 
C# 
 (G sharp major) back over his shoulder  (C sharp major) 
F#m 
 (F sharp minor) He sees a thousand
younger leading men
B 
 (B major) 

Verse 5
G# 
 (G sharp major) 
A 
E 
He knows  (A major) someday he'll  (E major) have to play
F#m 
C#m 
An  (F sharp minor) old,  retarded grandpa  (C sharp minor) 
A 
While someone  (A major) younger
E 
plays  (E major) his sexy son
B 
E 
 (B major)  (E major) 

Verse 6
G# 
A 
E 
Tom Cruise  (G sharp major) is  (A major) Tom Cruise  (E major) crazy
F#m 
B 
E 
B 
 (F sharp minor) Just  be glad it's  (B major) him, not you  (E major)  (B major) 
E 
G# 
A 
E 
 (E major) If you had  (G sharp major) Tom  (A major)  (E major) Cruise's troubles
F#m 
B 
You  (F sharp minor) might be Tom Cruise  (B major) crazy,
G# 
too  (G sharp major) 
C#m 
E 
You'd flash  (C sharp minor) your big white shiny  (E major) smile
A 
Am 
And  (A major) buy expensive shoes  (A minor) 
E 
G# 
C# 
But you'd  (E major) be the  (G sharp major) only man  (C sharp major) on Earth who
F# 
B 
E 
C# 
 (F sharp major) couldn't  (B major) enjoy Tom Cruise,  (E major) oh no  (C sharp major) 
B 
E 
You couldn't enjoy  (B major) Tom Cruise  (E major) 
Em 
D 
Em 
D 
Em 
D 
Em 
B 
 (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor)  (B major) 

Verse 7
C 
 (C major) 
G 
Tom Cruise hopes  (G major) somewhere
Am 
Em 
there's a place  (A minor) for him  (E minor) 
C 
G 
 (C major) Because he's not of this  (G major) 
Am 
A 
world any (A minor) more  (A major) 
B 
 (B major) 

Verse 8
E 
G# 
C# 
 (E major) Somewhere in some  (G sharp major) secluded castle  (C sharp major) 
F#m 
B 
 (F sharp minor) Poor  Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall  (B major) 
E 
And the outside  (E major) world is
G# 
C# 
 (G sharp major) always such a hassle  (C sharp major) 
F#m 
C# 
B 
 (F sharp minor) Sometimes he won't go  (C sharp major) out  (B major) at all

Verse 9
G# 
 (G sharp major) 
A 
There are millions  (A major) who
E 
know  (E major) his name
F#m 
C#m 
 (F sharp minor) Everybody loves  (C sharp minor) him
A 
E 
 (A major) Why is it that  (E major) he feels so alone?
B 
E 
 (B major)  (E major) 

Verse 10
G# 
A 
E 
Tom Cruise  (G sharp major) is  (A major) Tom Cruise  (E major) crazy
F#m 
B 
E 
B 
 (F sharp minor) Just  be glad it's  (B major) him, not you  (E major)  (B major) 
E 
G# 
A 
E 
 (E major) If you  (G sharp major) had Tom  (A major)  (E major) Cruise's troubles
F#m 
B 
G# 
You  (F sharp minor) might be Tom Cruise  (B major) crazy, too  (G sharp major) 
C#m 
E 
You'd flash  (C sharp minor) your big white shiny  (E major) smile
A 
Am 
And  (A major) buy expensive shoes  (A minor) 
E 
G# 
C# 
But you'd  (E major) be the  (G sharp major) only man  (C sharp major) on Earth who
F# 
B 
E 
C# 
 (F sharp major) couldn't enjoy  (B major) Tom Cruise,  (E major) oh no  (C sharp major) 
B 
Em 
You couldn't enjoy  (B major) Tom  (E minor) Cruise
Em 
Em 
 (E minor)  (E minor) 