Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
threatening each other re capitalism easy guitar chords by 
Illuminati Hotties
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Verse 1
C
G
To make it to the party
C
We got all tweaked on coffee
D
C
We're up 'til morning, ah
G
Cross-legged on on your mattress
C
We're practicing our death threats
D
C
Hold your breath contest, ah
G
I'm sorry 'bout my mood swings
C
I promise
I wanna do the party
D
C
To suck on air from people having fun
G
But even on the good trees
C
It feels like I am dying
D
So I tried e-weed, ah
ah
C
Verse 2
D
Em
D
C
The corner store is selling spit
D
Em
D
C
Bottled up for profit
D
Em
D
C
I can't believe I'm buying in
D
Isn't that genius?
C
Verse 3
G
Maybe before the year ends
C
I'll catch up on fashion
D
Would you look at what
C
I'm wearing? Ah
G
But if you're not too embarrassed
C
Of how I go out in public
D
Do you think that we could
C
make a deli run?
Verse 4
D
Em
D
C
The corner store is selling spit
D
Em
D
C
Bottled up for profit
D
Em
D
C
D
I can't believe I'm buy ing in
Isn't that genius?
C
Verse 5
D
You didn't know it
Em
But I think I'm trying to blow this
F
C
I loved you best under fluorescent light
D
I'm getting tricked into
Em
Long-term commitments
commitments
F
C
And layaway plans financing my life
Verse 6
My mouth is dry
C
D
Em
D
C
The corner store's got sugar pills
D
Em
D
C
To settle our consumer guilt
Once you're hooked
D
Em
D
C
They'll cut a deal
D
The farmers' market's
Em
D
C
got this stand
D
Em
D
C
They say they'll cut your fruit in half
D
It saves you sweat but
Em
D
C
Your haul rots fast
D
Em
D
C
Now twice a week you're hauling back
Shit
D
Isn't that genius?
Outro 1
C
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Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
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Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
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Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
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theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”