This Ain't No Place For Me chords by Jim Jackson
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Verse 1
I (B minor) went (D major) (G major) (D major) (G major) out to the country,
just to take (C major) a little risk. (G major)
I'd sit down beneath the tree,
pull (D major) off my coat and vest.
Some (G major) college boy would play nearby,
(E minor) thinking (G major) what he (C major) thought
was an old (A major) football. (G major)
But what it (C major) turned (A major) out to (G major) be
was (D major) a hearty sniffle song. (G major)
I took one look, then I said,
this (D major) ain't no place for me.
(G major) The little piece was in there,
just (D major) as busy as they could be.
The (G major) billows was that filled the air.
One girl got stung,
but she wouldn't say why.
I took one look, then I said,
this (D major) ain't no place for me. (G major) (D major) (G major) (D major)
My father (G major) took sick one day,
said he's (C major) feeling awful bad. (D major)
(G major) I thought I would play a trick
on my (A major) dear old dad.
(D major) I went (G major) and bought some
lamb burger cheese
(D major) an d placed (C major) it in Pa's (G major) bed.
And then I (C major) sent for the (G major) doctor,
and (D major) this is what he said. (G major)
He took one look, then he said,
this (D major) ain't no place for me. (G major)
The undertaker's what you want,
you've got (A major) no use for me. (D major)
The doctor (G major) grabbed his nose
and said, gee, how long has he been dead?
He took one look and then he said,
this (D major) ain't no place for me. (G major) (D major) (G major) (D major)
I (G major) went out to the seashore once, (D major)
(G major) take a (C major) little (A major) swim. (G major)
A girl was standing in front of me,
her (D major) bathing suit was thin.
She (G major) stood down to pick up a shell,
(D major) and (C major) as she straightened (G major) back,
I (C major) saw that her bathing (G major) suit
was (D major) ripping up the back (G major) .
I took one look, and then I said,
this (D major) ain't no place for me. (G major)
The wa (E minor) ter she (G major) was standing in
just came (A major) up to her knees. (D major)
A blind (G major) man standing be (D major) side of me
said, (G major) gee, I wish that I could see.
(D major) I (G major) took one look, then I said,
this (D major) ain't no place for me. (G major) (D major) (G major) (D major)
I went (G major) out to the circus
just to (D major) (C major) pass the time away. (D major) (G major)
I bought my ticket
and walked right in like (D major) any other old jay.
Hey there, (G major) I got a look in there,
right (D major) (C major) af ter me he (G major) went.
The only (C major) place I had (G major) to hide
was in the ladies dressing tent.
I took one look and then I said,
this (D major) ain't no place for me.
I (G major) was running everywhere,
but what I saw in there,
I would rather face than grizzly bear.
I took one look and then I said,
this (D major) ain't no place for me. (G major)
(C major) (D major) (G major)
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