Slammin' down a hopeless drunk
And except for one old hitter
John Rocker was a dumbass,
Ty Cobb was filled with fire
Sammy Sosa had his court,
But someone loved them all
cause they played baseball
Dick Allen had detractors,
Matt Stairs his ups and downs
Ron LaFleur had Jackson State,
Bob Welch his grapey wine
But someone loved them all
Cause they played baseball
Yeah, we cheered for them all
Cause they played baseball
Milton Bradley couldn't take the stress
Lamar Hoyt was a coke dealer
Poor Steve Howe was just a mess
Barry Bonds had a swollen head,
Cesar Cedeno may have killed
When Jose Canseco reached deck 5,
I admit to being thrilled
Brooklyn called their own
The White Sox threw the series
Lou Gehrig got his own disease
And we cheered for them all
Dale Mignogne could be a bore
Or cut them too much slack
You take the bad times with the best
Yeah, we cheer for them all
I'm going video soon. take