There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet chords by Panic! At the Disco (Official Version)
Intro 1
Verse 1
Em
Please, leave all overcoats,
canes and top hats with the doorman
Cmaj7
From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed
G6
I'm wrecking this evening already
and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet
Bm/D
B/D#
for the mildly inspiring and...
Em
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and
D7
top hats with the doorman
G
Cmaj7
From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed
Am
I'm wrecking this evening already
B7
and loving every minute of it
Cmaj7
Ruining this banquet
D7
D#7
for the mildly inspiring and...
Em
When you're in black slacks
Am
with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Cmaj7
B
Em
Whoa, everything goes according to plan
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Chorus 1
Cmaj7
B7
I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
Em
D7
you can't stand it
G6
Because you say so under your breath
B7
You're reading lips
Cmaj7
"When did he get all confident?"
B7
Haven't you heard that
Em
D7/F#
I'm the new cancer?
G6
Never looked better, and
B7
you can't stand it
B
C
B
C
B
Verse 2
Em
Next is a trip to the,
Am7
the ladies' room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up)
with these fashionistas, and
G6
Tonight, tonight you are, you are
Am7
a whispering campaign
Em6
I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
B7
Bm/D
B/D#
I bet to them you look like sh--
Em
Talk to the mirror, oh,
D7
choke back tears.
G
And keep telling yourself that
Cmaj7
"I'm a diva!"
Am
Oh and the smokes
B7
Cmaj7
in that cigarette box on the table
D7
D#7
They just so happen to be
Am
B7
Cmaj7
B
laced with nitroglycerine
Chorus 2
Cmaj7
B7
I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
Em
D7
you can't stand it
G6
Because you say so under your breath
B7
You're reading lips
Cmaj7
"When did he get all confident?"
B7
Haven't you heard that
Em
D7/F#
I'm the new cancer?
G6
Never looked better, and
B7
B
you can't stand it
Interlude 1
Em
D7
G6
Cmaj7
Am7
B7
Em
Em
D7
G6
Cmaj7
Am7
B7
Em
Chorus 3
Em
D7
G6
Cmaj7
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am7
B7
I've never looked better,
Em
and you can't stand it
Em
D7
G6
Cmaj7
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am7
B7
I've never looked better,
Cmaj7
D7
and you can't stand it
Outro 1
Em
And I know, and I know,
D7
G6
It just doesn't feel like a night out
Cmaj7
with no one sizing you up
Am7
B7
I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch
Em
And I know, and I know,
D7
G6
It just doesn't feel like a night out
Cmaj7
with no one sizing you up
Am7
B7
I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch
Em
And I know, and I know,
D7
G6
It just doesn't feel like a night out
Cmaj7
with no one sizing you up
Am7
B7
I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch
There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
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