There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet chords by Panic! At the Disco (Official Version)
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Intro 1
Verse 1
(E minor) Please, leave all overcoats,
canes and top hats with the doorman
(C minoraj7) From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed
I'm (G6) wrecking this evening already
and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet
for the mildly inspiring and... (B minor/D) (B/D#)
(E minor) Please, leave all overcoats, canes and
(D7) top hats with the doorman
(G major) From that moment, you'll be out of (C minoraj7) place
and underdressed
I'm (A minor) wrecking this evening already
and (B7) loving every minute of it
(C minoraj7) Ruining this banquet
for the mild (D7) ly inspiring (D sharp7) and...
When you're (E minor) in black slacks
with accentuating, off-white, (A minor) pinstripes
Whoa, (C minoraj7) everything (B major) goes according to (E minor) plan
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Chorus 1
(C minoraj7) I'm the new cancer, (B7) never looked better,
(E minor) you can't stand (D7) it
Because you (G6) say so under your breath
You're reading lips (B7)
"When did he get all confident?" (C minoraj7)
Haven't you heard (B7) that
(E minor) I'm the new (D7/F#) cancer?
(G6) Never looked better, and
(B7) you can't stand it
(B major) (C major) (B major) (C major) (B major)
Verse 2
(E minor) Next is a trip to the,
the ladies' room in vain, and (A minor7)
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up)
with these fashionistas, and
(G6) Tonight, tonight you are, you are
(A minor7) a whispering campaign
(E minor6) I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
(B7) I bet to them you look like (B minor/D) sh-- (B/D#)
(E minor) Talk to the mirror, oh,
(D7) choke back tears.
And keep (G major) telling yourself that
(C minoraj7) "I'm a diva!"
(A minor) Oh and the smokes
in that (B7) cigarette box on the (C minoraj7) table
They just so (D7) happen (D sharp7) to be
(A minor) laced (B7) with (C minoraj7) nitroglycer (B major) ine
Chorus 2
(C minoraj7) I'm the new cancer, (B7) never looked better,
(E minor) you can't stand (D7) it
Because you (G6) say so under your breath
You're reading lips (B7)
"When did he get all confident?" (C minoraj7)
Haven't you heard (B7) that
(E minor) I'm the new (D7/F#) cancer?
(G6) Never looked better, and
(B7) you can't stand it (B major)
Interlude 1
(E minor) (D7) (G6) (C minoraj7)
(A minor7) (B7) (E minor)
(E minor) (D7) (G6) (C minoraj7)
(A minor7) (B7) (E minor)
Chorus 3
(E minor) Haven't you heard (D7) that I'm (G6) the new can (C minoraj7) cer?
I've (A minor7) never looked bet (B7) ter,
and you (E minor) can't stand it
(E minor) Haven't you heard (D7) that I'm (G6) the new can (C minoraj7) cer?
I've (A minor7) never looked bet (B7) ter,
and you (C minoraj7) can't stand (D7) it
Outro 1
And I know, (E minor) and I know,
It just does (D7) n't feel like a night out (G6)
with no one sizing you up (C minoraj7)
I've never (A minor7) been so surrepti- (B7) tious
So of course you'll be dis (E minor) tracted
when I spike the punch
And I know, (E minor) and I know,
It just does (D7) n't feel like a night out (G6)
with no one sizing you up (C minoraj7)
I've never (A minor7) been so surrepti- (B7) tious
So of course you'll be dis (E minor) tracted
when I spike the punch
And I know, (E minor) and I know,
It just does (D7) n't feel like a night out (G6)
with no one sizing you up (C minoraj7)
I've never (A minor7) been so surrepti- (B7) tious
So of course you'll be dis (E minor) tracted
when I spike the punch
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