There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet original guitar chords by
Panic! At The Disco
Panic! At The Disco

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Key: E minor
Intro 1
Verse 1
Em
Em

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Please, leave all overcoats,
canes and top hats with the doorman
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed
G6
G6

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I'm wrecking this evening already
and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet
Bm/D
Bm/D

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B/D#
B/D#

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for the mildly inspiring and...
Em
Em

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Please, leave all overcoats, canes and
D7
D7

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top hats with the doorman
G
G

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Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed
Am
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I'm wrecking this evening already
B7
B7

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and loving every minute of it
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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Ruining this banquet
D7
D7

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D#7
D#7

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for the mildly inspiring and...
Em
Em

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When you're in black slacks
Am
Am

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with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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B
B

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Em
Em

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Whoa, everything goes according to plan
Chorus 1
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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B7
B7

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I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
Em
Em

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D7
D7

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you can't stand it
G6
G6

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Because you say so under your breath
B7
B7

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You're reading lips
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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"When did he get all confident?"
B7
B7

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Haven't you heard that
Em
Em

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D7/F#
D7/F#

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I'm the new cancer?
G6
G6

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Never looked better, and
B7
B7

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you can't stand it
B
B

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C
C

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B
B

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C
C

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B
B

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Verse 2
Em
Em

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Next is a trip to the,
Am7
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the ladies' room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up)
with these fashionistas, and
G6
G6

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Tonight, tonight you are, you are
Am7
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a whispering campaign
Em6
Em6

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I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
B7
B7

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Bm/D
Bm/D

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B/D#
B/D#

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I bet to them you look like sh--
Em
Em

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Talk to the mirror, oh,
D7
D7

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choke back tears.
G
G

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And keep telling yourself that
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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"I'm a diva!"
Am
Am

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Oh and the smokes
B7
B7

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Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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in that cigarette box on the table
D7
D7

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D#7
D#7

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They just so happen to be
Am
Am

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B7
B7

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Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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B
B

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laced with nitroglycerine
Chorus 2
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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B7
B7

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I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
Em
Em

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D7
D7

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you can't stand it
G6
G6

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Because you say so under your breath
B7
B7

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You're reading lips
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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"When did he get all confident?"
B7
B7

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Haven't you heard that
Em
Em

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D7/F#
D7/F#

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I'm the new cancer?
G6
G6

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Never looked better, and
B7
B7

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B
B

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you can't stand it
Interlude 1
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D7
D7

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G6
G6

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Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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Am7
Am7

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B7
B7

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Em
Em

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Em
Em

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D7
D7

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G6
G6

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Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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Am7
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B7
B7

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Em
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Chorus 3
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D7
D7

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G6
G6

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Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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Haven't you heard that I'm the new can cer?
Am7
Am7

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B7
B7

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I've never looked bet ter,
Em
Em

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and you can't stand it
Em
Em

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D7
D7

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G6
G6

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Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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Haven't you heard that I'm the new can cer?
Am7
Am7

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B7
B7

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I've never looked bet ter,
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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D7
D7

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and you can't stand it
Outro 1
Em
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And I know, and I know,
D7
D7

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G6
G6

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It just doesn't feel like a night out
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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with no one sizing you up
Am7
Am7

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B7
B7

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I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
Em

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So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch
Em
Em

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And I know, and I know,
D7
D7

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G6
G6

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It just doesn't feel like a night out
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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with no one sizing you up
Am7
Am7

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B7
B7

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I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
Em

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So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch
Em
Em

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And I know, and I know,
D7
D7

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G6
G6

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It just doesn't feel like a night out
Cmaj7
Cmaj7

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with no one sizing you up
Am7
Am7

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B7
B7

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I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
Em

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So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch

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