trippin' over toys and pickin' up socks
And you'd think her day had
She's been doin' important things
with tradin' stamps and turnip greens
how the price of soap has doubled?
She's as normal as she can be
and she never misses Jeopardy
And I think that she'd elope
And when the kids have all been fed
and when I lay me down to bed
After her day's been so confused
And that's why I do right
Volunteers me for everything
And the bank has never been right
She thinks my Uncle Bill's a sap
And she taught me words like overdraft
And the only number she remembers
She had words with a guy next door
And almost started a neighborhood war
And therefore I had to invite him in,
Apologize and convince him
that she really didn't mean
She's as normal as she can be,
She never misses Jeopardy
And I think that she'd elope
But when the kids have all been fed,
And when I lay me down to bed
She gives me my time of the night