The World Is Just a B-Movie Meets Reno, Funtown, USA chords by Bob Lind

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Verse 1
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When first I came to Reno
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I was kicked out, cussed out,
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ego busted, shaggy, dusty, maladjusted
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Looking for an open door
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to get in off the street
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I wound up being pushed
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into a businessman's convention
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Luncheon torn and tattered,
briefcase battered
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Got out just before they branded
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B. Nick on my feet
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It's a B  -movie world
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and the cast is on vacation
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On location every day
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in Reno, Funtown, U  .S .A.
Escaping down an alley,
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I was sick and chicken, panic stricken
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Turned and seen a sports arena,
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ran into a snarling mob of
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roller derby fans
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Reception there was less than warm
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with knuckles, teeth and hairy arms
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I fell into the first motel
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and closed the door
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and hid myself below the TV stand
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It's a B  -movie world
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and the cast is on vacation,
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on location every day
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In Reno, Funtown, U  .S .A.
The maid came by for room inspection
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Throwing trays in my direction
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Sanitized for my protection
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I jumped out the window
Ran into a grocery store
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I didn't have a shopping list
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They thought I was a communist
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Who fluoridated frozen fish
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They put me in a chafing dish
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And rolled me out the door
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It's a beam of your world
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and the cast is on vacation,
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on location, every day,
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in Reno, Funtown, U  .S .A.
I made it just in time
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to get a ticket on a super jet,
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as everyone was making bets
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on just how long the plane would fly
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before it took a dive.
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Reno has a law
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forbidding bums  to look
at married women
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Tuxes must be warned to swim in
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If you're there with shaggy hair,
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you may not leave alive
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It's a B  -movie world
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and the cast is on vacation
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On location every day
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In Reno Funtown USA
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In Reno, Fun Town, U .S .A.