The Trouble With Scientists chords by Chip Taylor

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One, two, and that's the
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trouble with scientists,
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They know stuff, about a lot of stuff
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And that's the trouble with scientists,
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They make me feel stupid
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when I'm with you
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And that's the trouble
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with artistic painters,
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They feel stuff about real stuff
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And that's the trouble
with artistic painters
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They make me feel insensitive
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when I'm with you
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So I don't want no artistic painters,
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scientific entertainers
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I just want to sit around and hold your hand
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I don't want no politicians
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Forgot to mention them politicians
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They keep sayin' stuff
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that they don't understand
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And that's the trouble with scientists
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Uh -huh, they know stuff
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About a lot of stuff
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An d  that's the trouble with scientists
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Uh -huh, they make you feel stupid
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I...
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So I don't want no artistic painters,
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scientific entertainers,
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I just wanna dance real close
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and hold you tight
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And I  don't want no used car salesman
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If he shows up I'm gonna nail him
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Cause the clunker that he sold me
don't run right
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Here we go
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And that's the trouble with scientists
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Uh -huh
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They know stuff
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About a lot of stuff
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And that's the trouble with scientists
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Uh -huh
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They make me feel stupid
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when I'm with you
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Oh, they make me feel so damn stupid