The Trouble With Scientists chords by Chip Taylor

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 (G minor) trouble with  (G major) scientists,
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uh  (D major) -huh
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They know  (A major) stuff, about a  (D major) lot of stuff
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And that's the  (G major) trouble with scientists,
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uh  (D major) -huh
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They make me feel  (A major) stupid
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when I'm with  (D major) you
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And that's the  (G major) trouble
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with  (D major) artistic  (G major) painters,
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uh  (D major) -huh
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They feel  (A major) stuff about  (D major) real stuff
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And that's the trouble  (G major) 
with artistic painters
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They  (D major) make me feel  (A major) insensitive
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when I'm with  (D major) you
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So I don't  (A major) want no artistic painters,
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 (D major) scientific entertainers
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I just  (A major) want to sit around and hold your hand  (D major) 
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I don't  (A major) want no politicians
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Forgot to men (D major) tion them politicians
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They  (A major) keep sayin' stuff
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that they don't under (D major) stand
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And that's the trouble  (G major) with scientists
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Uh -huh,  (D major) they know  (A major) stuff
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About a  (D major) lot of stuff
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 (A major) An  (D major) d  that's the  (G major) trouble with scientists
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Uh  (D major) -huh, they make you feel  (A major) stupid
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I...  (D major)  (G major)  (D major)  (A major)  (D major) 
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 (A major)  (D major)  (G major)  (D major) 
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So  (D major) I don't  (A major) want no artistic painters,
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scienti (D major) fic entertainers,
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I just  (A major) wanna dance real close
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and hold you  (D major) tight
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And  (A major) I  don't want no used car salesman
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If he shows  (D major) up I'm gonna  (A major) nail him
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 (E major) Cause the clunker  (A major) that he sold me
don't run right
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 (D major) Here we go
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And that's the trouble  (G major) with scientists
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Uh  (D major) -huh
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They know  (A major) stuff
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About a  (D major) lot of stuff
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And that's the  (G major) trouble with scientists
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Uh  (D major) -huh
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They make me feel stu (A major) pid
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when I'm with you  (D major) 
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Oh, they make me feel  (A major) so damn stupid