Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
The Stand easy guitar chords by 
Mother Mother
Intro 1
D
Ayy
D
D
D
Ayy, ayy
Verse 1
D
"Tell me your weakness"
Oh, I keep it a secret
"Oh, come on just one vice"
Okay, it's vodka on ice
G
But then there's women on bikes
Or just the women who straddle
D
"Oh now you are a handful"
Interlude 1
I forgot about handfuls
D
D
D
D
G
G
D
D
Verse 2
D
"Tell me your fears"
Okay, it's everyone here
"You mean, just all of the people?"
Yeah, and all of their peers
G
And all of their pets
D
And their chandeliers, and their cigarettes
Chorus 1
I haven't smoked in years
D
I can hardly stand the sight (of it all)
G
I can hardly stand the sound (of it all)
D
I can hardly stand the taste (of it all)
I can hardly stand the smell (of it all)
D
D
Verse 3
"Talk about space"
D
Well it's a beautiful place
"But it's so damn cold"
Sure, for the human race
G
But for the planets and the stars
And everything else, and Mars
"It's like paradise,
Chorus 2
spread out with a butter knife"
D
I can hardly stand the sight (of it all)
G
I can hardly stand the sound (of it all)
D
I can hardly stand the taste (of it all)
Chorus 3
I can hardly stand the smell (of it all)
D
I can hardly stand the sight (of it all)
G
I can hardly stand the sound (of it all)
D
I can hardly stand the taste (of it all)
A
I can hardly stand the smell (of it all)
I can hardly stand
Bridge 1
I can hardly stand
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know
D
Everyone's fucked
Everyone's fucked
Everyone's fucked
G
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know
D
They don't even know
Chorus 4
They don't even know
D
I can hardly stand the sight (of it all)
G
I can hardly stand the sound (of it all)
D
I can hardly stand the taste (of it all)
A
I can hardly stand the smell (of it all)
I can hardly stand
Outro 1
I can hardly stand
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know
Everyone's fucked and they don't even know
Learn to play The Stand by Mother Mother with GuitarTuna
Master The Stand by Mother Mother on guitar and explore 10000 tabs created by our verified editors.
Whether you're learning The Stand by Mother Mother for the first time or perfecting your skills, GuitarTuna makes it easier to practice across guitar, bass and piano. Join 2 Million musicians already playing songs they love on GuitarTuna. Rated 4/5 on App Store.
Autoscroll20%
Join millions playing with GuitarTuna
- #1 Tuner
in AppStore & Google Play
- +
AppStore & Play rating
- M
Downloads worldwide
- k+
Songs available
Trusted by guitar players worldwide
Well-Designed App
Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
Secret weapon
Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
Very reliable tuner
theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”