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Listen to me while I tell you
of the Spaniard that blighted my life!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Of the man who stole my future wife
'was at the bullfight where we met him
We'd been watching his daring display
For some nuts and a program
The dirty dog stole her away
But I've sworn that I'll have my revenge
Yes, he swears that he'll
Roy, if I catch Alfonso Spagoni,
I will dislocate his very jaw
I'll find this bullfighter, will,
He shall die, he shall die,
he shall die, he shall die,
He shall die to the eye -tie -tie -tie -tie -tie -tie -tie,
He shall die, kill him, he shall die,
I'll raise up onion on his Spanish onion,
If I catch him bending tonight.
When he gets that Spagoni,
he will wish that he'd never
And for that special reason,
his stiletto he's fetched out of porn.
It cost me five shillings to fetch it.
it has caused me much pain.
But the porn broker promised,
when I've killed Spagoni,
he'll take it in porn once again.
So tonight there will be dirty work.
Well, take it out, wear it a while,
Think we should continue?
No, we'll go to jail for doing this.
I'll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion
If I catch him bending tonight
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, way!