The Snuff Queen chords by Nat Stuckey

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Intro 1

Verse 1
C 
I'm making a scene with a snuff queen
I met at a bingo party
I dropped in to try to win what I could
on a dollar and a quarter
Not everything,
F 
C 
but twenty dollars and a lover
Gm 
Now me and the snuff queen
are doing our thing
G 
F 
C 
from one end of town to the other
The Snuff Queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the back cover
of the Farming Magazine
F 
She's feeding me some bologna
C 
about matrimony
Gm 
F 
Well, glory be, I can't see me being married
C 
to the Snuff Queen
Out of the clear blue sky, she said
I'd make a wife young and in my prime
I'm diggin' up to keep
you warm in the winter
and shade you in the summer time
F 
And listen here, big boy,
C 
I don't need much
G 
Just a box of A &P chocolate
-covered cherries
F 
C 
and a can of buttercup snuff
Well, that snuff queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the inside cover
of a farming magazine
F 
And she beats me baloney
C 
about matrimony
Gm 
Well, glory be,
G 
F 
I can't see me being married
C 
to the Snuff Queen
Now the Snuff Queen's got me
drinkin' some homemade tater -foots
I turned up drunk, she turned up in some
high -heeled hush -puppy shoes
F 
She tried to make me her husband,
C 
but my mind was in a mess
Gm 
But it's lucky for me that
G 
the Snuff Queen
F 
C 
couldn't even pass the blood test
Well, the Snuff Queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the back cover
of a farming magazine
F 
And she faced me some baloney
C 
about matrimony
Gm 
F 
Well, glory be, I can't see me being married
C 
to the Snuff Queen
This woman's got a figure
like a bicycle rack.
Besides that, she's ugly.
One eye looks at Dallas,
the other one looks at Fort Worth.