The Snuff Queen chords by Nat Stuckey

SimplifiedC · F · Gm · G

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Intro 1

Verse 1
C 
I'm  (C major) making a scene with a snuff queen
I met at a bingo party
I dropped in to try to win what I could
on a dollar and a quarter
Not everything,
F 
C 
 (F major) but twenty dollars and a  (C major) lover
Gm 
Now me  (G minor) and the snuff queen
are doing our thing
G 
F 
C 
 (G major) from one  (F major) end of town to the  (C major) other
The Snuff Queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the back cover
of the Farming Magazine
F 
She's feeding me some  (F major) bologna
C 
about matrimony  (C major) 
Gm 
F 
Well,  (G minor) glory be, I can't see me being  (F major) married
C 
to the Snuff  (C major) Queen
Out of the clear blue sky, she said
I'd make a wife young and in my prime
I'm diggin' up to keep
you warm in the winter
and shade you in the summer time
F 
And listen here, big  (F major) boy,
C 
I don't need much  (C major) 
G 
Just a  (G major) box of A &P chocolate
-covered cherries
F 
C 
and a  (F major) can of buttercup snuff  (C major) 
Well, that snuff queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the inside cover
of a farming magazine
F 
And she beats me  (F major) baloney
C 
about matrimony  (C major) 
Gm 
Well,  (G minor) glory be,
G 
F 
I can't see me be (G major) ing  (F major) married
C 
to the Snuff  (C major) Queen
Now the Snuff Queen's got me
drinkin' some homemade tater -foots
I turned up drunk, she turned up in some
high -heeled hush -puppy shoes
F 
She tried to make me her  (F major) husband,
C 
but my mind was  (C major) in a mess
Gm 
But it's  (G minor) lucky for me that
G 
the Snuff  (G major) Queen
F 
C 
couldn't  (F major) even pass the blood  (C major) test
Well, the Snuff Queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the back cover
of a farming magazine
F 
And she faced me some  (F major) baloney
C 
about matrimony  (C major) 
Gm 
F 
Well,  (G minor) glory be, I can't see me being  (F major) married
C 
to the Snuff  (C major) Queen
This woman's got a figure
like a bicycle rack.
Besides that, she's ugly.
One eye looks at Dallas,
the other one looks at Fort Worth.