The Porn chords by Girl Problems

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Verse 1
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Before
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the internet came out,
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I used to get my work done.
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I wasn't the type to stand in line
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at some greasy Grammy store.
Sure, I looked at a penthouse
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and flipped through a Hustler,
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but I  always felt kinda low.
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But I was then, and things had changed
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since these websites came along.
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But porn, porn,
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awakes me in the morning
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By afternoon I'm full on
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Cause I've been watching too much porn
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I'm torn, I'm torn
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Cause believe me, I could've sworn
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I intended to read of mice and men
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Ended up watching porn
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I  can't remember what I did years ago,
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with all that extra time.
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Guess I went to yoga,
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did community service,
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went shopping for art supplies.
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Maybe I checked in on
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elderly neighbors,
went to church,
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taught sports to kids.
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But now that I've bought a Macintosh,
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my life has hit the skid
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s.
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I'm torn, I'm torn,
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believe me, I could've sworn
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I intended to be a gravedigger,
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but had to end up watching porn
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Now I know it's an industry
built on exploitation
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And most of the girls were abused
when they were young
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These videos,
they're just a crude expression
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Of misogynistic and violent fantasies
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But as  I try to slip quietly
past my computer
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And on  to the sun -tappled street
behind my front door
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I swear it whispers so seductively
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Come on baby, just run you're all alone,
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you're all alone, you're all alone
you see all these beauties
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walking down the street
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they're all so hot but all so out of reach
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you wanna ask em out
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but you're paralyzed
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bought loads of esteem,
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doubt and fear of being chastised
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it only makes sense
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to hurry back home for a beer
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And watch clips of these lovelies
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with their ankles behind their ears
Yeah
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The porn, the porn,
awakes him in the morn
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By afternoon he's forlorn
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cause he's been watching too much porn
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By evening he's beginning to wish
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that he had never been born
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Cause he, cause he, cause he,
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cause he's been watching too much porn
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With scorn, with scorn,
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would you look at him with scorn?
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Would you look at him and snort?
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If he told you he'd been watching porn?
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He snort, he snort
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Just believe it, he didn't snort
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He intended to weep and rewrote
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But he ended up watching porn
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I've been watching too
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much porn
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