That Ho chords by Girl Problems

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Verse 1
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Here's
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a little
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story it's about to feed
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At the hands of a lass who's of ten in heat
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I don't know why I care so much,
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but where'd she go?
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I hope she just smokin'
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a bug or doin' blow
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Oh no, I'll never get to sleep tonight
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She disappeared around
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one and so did mine
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How can I lie down and
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close my eyes
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While she's out rompin' round the town
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with all these guys?
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Don't know what's
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makin' me feel worse
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That I  can't have
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her, that she's with Kurt
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I   just can't stand to
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see my friends get curls
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I'm miserable, petty,
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and eas ily hurt
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That hoe, that hoe
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Em 
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I saw
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her dancin' with Doug,
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but I thought he's gay
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Then I heard she gave, gave,
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I love the way her skirt shows off her butt
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Gets  me so hot to think she's such a slut
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I used to think it's cause
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I  loved her so
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Now I  see just my fragile ego
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My  dad says us deserve sunshine too
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I  hope someday I'm able to see
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that that's true
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Hey Toby, you got a story for us?
Yeah man
Share it baby
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I went to high school
to a school named Terry
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She had almond eyes and
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lip like cherries
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Thought she was the vision
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of the Virgin Mary
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But I tell you boys, all that chick was scary
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She got drunk one night
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on a bottle of gal lo
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Stole from her folks and
chugged in my impalo
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I tried to kiss her,
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she threw up out the window
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So I leaned in again to
demonstrate my bravado
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Even in a drunken haze,
she managed to tell me,
No, ah, the friend zone,
it's not the end zone
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Later at the party, I can't find Terry
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Also missing,
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hey, where's that guy named Gary?
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A couple years older, a  kinda hairy
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Hangs out with Ron, kinda fairy
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Knockin' on doors, hey,
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where's my date?
Oh man, she's a crossbar
and a wobbly H
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Dead hole
Dead hole
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Dead hole
Dead hole
Dead hole
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Dead hole
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Bm 
Dad
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Home Dad
Home Dad Home Dad