The Night Santa Went Crazy

The Night Santa Went Crazy easy guitar chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • D

  • G

  • A

  • Asus4

  • C

  • Bm

    2
  • E

  • D

  • G

  • A

  • Asus4

  • C

  • Bm

    2
  • E

  • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    Down 
    in 
    the 

    workshop 
    all the 
    elves 
    were mak
    in' 
    toys 

    For 
    the 
    good 
    gentile 
    girls 
    and the 

    good 
    gentile 
    boys 

    When the 
    boss 
    busted 
    in, 

    nearly 
    scared 
    'em 
    half to 
    death 

    Had 
    rifle 
    in his 
    hands 
    and 
    cheap 

    whiskey 
    on his 
    breath 

    From his 
    beard 
    to 
    his 
    boots 

    he was 
    covered 
    with 
    ammo 

    Like 
    big 
    fat 
    drunk 
    disgruntled 

    Yuletide 
    Rambo 

    And he 
    smiled 
    as he 
    said 
    with a 

    twinkle 
    in his 
    eye 

    "Merry 
    Christ
    mas 
    to all, 

    now 
    you're 
    all 
    gonna 
    die" 

    The 
    night 
    Verse 2
    Santa 
    went 
    crazy 

    The 
    night 
    St. 
    Nick 
    went 
    in
    sane 

    Realized 
    he'd 
    been 

    gettin' 
    raw 
    deal 

    Something 
    finally 
    must 

    have snapped 
    in 
    his 
    brain 

    Verse 3
    Well, the 
    workshop 
    is 
    gone 
    now, 

    he decided 
    to 
    bomb 
    it 

    Every
    where 
    you'll 
    find 
    pieces 

    of Cu
    pid 
    an
    d Comet 

    And he 
    tied 
    up 
    his 
    helpers 
    and he 

    held 
    the 
    elves 
    hostage 

    And he 
    ground 
    up 
    poor 
    Rudolph 

    into 
    reindeer 
    sausage 

    He 
    got 
    Dancer 
    an
    Prancer 
    with 

    an 
    old 
    German 
    Luger 

    And he 
    slashed 
    up 
    Dash
    er 

    just 
    like 
    Freddy 
    Krueger 

    And 
    he 
    picked 
    up 
    flamethrower and he 

    barbequed Blitzen 

    And he 
    took 
    a big 
    bite 
    and said, 

    "It 
    tastes 
    just 
    like 
    chick
    en" 

    Verse 4
    The 
    night 
    Santa 
    went 
    crazy 

    The 
    night 
    Kris 
    Kringle 
    went 
    nuts 

    Now 
    you 
    can
    't 
    hardly 
    walk 

    around 
    the 
    North 
    Pole 

    Without 
    steppin' 
    in 
    reindeer 
    guts 

    Verse 5
    There's 
    the 
    National 
    Guard 
    and 

    the 
    FBI 

    There's 
    van 
    from 
    the 

    Eyewitness 
    News 

    And 
    helicopters 
    circlin' 

    'round 
    in 
    the sky 

    And 
    the 
    bul
    lets 
    are 
    flyin', 

    the 
    body 
    count's 
    risin' 

    And 
    everyone's 
    dyin' 
    to 
    know, 

    oh 
    Santa, 
    why? 

    My 
    my 
    my 
    my 
    my 
    my 

    You 
    used 
    to be 
    such 
    jolly 
    guy 


    Verse 6

    Yes, 
    Virginia, 
    now 
    Santa's 
    doing 
    time 

    In a 
    Federal 
    prison 
    for his 
    infamous 
    crime 

    Hey 
    little 
    friend 
    now, 

    don't you 
    cry 
    no 
    more 
    tears 

    He'll be 
    out 
    with good 
    behavior 

    in 
    seven 
    hundred 
    more 
    years 

    But 
    now 
    Vixen's 
    in 
    ther
    apy 
    and 

    Donner's 
    still 
    nervous 

    And the 
    elves 
    all 
    got 
    job
    work
    ing 

    for the 
    Postal 
    Ser
    vice 

    And they 
    say 
    Mrs. 
    Clause, 

    she's 
    on 
    the phone 
    every 
    night 

    With her 
    lawyer 
    negotiating 

    the 
    movie 
    right

    Verse 7
    They're 
    talkin' 
    bout, 

    the 
    night 
    Santa 
    went 
    crazy 

    The 
    night 
    St. 
    Nicholas 
    flipped 

    Broke 
    his 
    back 
    for 
    some 

    milk 
    and 
    cook
    ies 

    Sounds 
    to me 
    like 
    he 
    was 
    tired 

    of 
    get
    tin' 
    gypped 

    Verse 8
    Whoa 
    oh, 
    the 
    night 
    Santa 
    went 
    crazy 

    The 
    night 
    St. 
    Nick 
    went 
    in
    sane 

    Realized 
    he'd 
    gettin' 
    raw 
    deal 

    Something 
    finally 
    must 

    have snapped 
    in 
    his 
    brain 

    Whoa oh, 
    something 
    fi
    nally 
    must 

    have snapped 
    in 
    his 
    brain 

    Tell 
    ya, 
    something 
    fi
    nally 
    must 

    have snapped 
    in 
    his 
    brain 


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