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The Miniature Philosopher chords by 
Of Montreal 
N/A•
Verse 1
G
Bdim
Fdim
He's a miniature philo sopher
Bdim
Cm
G
F
He stands five foot three
Adim
Ebdim
Ebm
F#
Bb
G
So no one takes him seriously
Bbm
He's in love with Gertrude Lullaby
Aaug
F
But she doesn't care for him
D
He's like a house boy
To Miss Lullaby
Aaug
Cm
And their future looks very dim
G
He's a miniature
Verse 2
Bdim
Fdim
philo sopher
Cm
G
Cm
He takes notes on all he reads
F
Adim
Ebdim
But that doesn't
F#
Bb
G
satisfy his needs
Bbm
He's a desk clerk at the
bank and trust
There's so many contracts
Aaug
F
and paperwork to do
D
He gets so busy at the bank and trust
Aaug
There is no time for
Cm
Nietzsche or Camus
Verse 3
G
Bdim
He's a miniature philosopher
Fdim
C
G
F
Adim
He writes essays on Voltaire
Ebdim
F#
Bb
G
But if he died no one would care
F#
He doesn't know why
Verse 4
his life
B
turned out this way
Ebaug
C#dim
Aaug
No one ever reads his disser
A
D
G
A
tations or allegoric plays
Aaug
Cm
So he comforts himself
C
G
Am
while searching a rhyme
A
That the public rarely recognize a
F
Gm
genius in their time
C
(poor little guy)
G
Bdim
Fdim
E
He's a miniature philo sopher
Cm
G
Though he hasn't got a
F
Adim
friend
Ebdim
Ebm
Bb
G
He's sure he'll be famous in the end
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Chords
G
Bdim
Fdim
Cm
F
Adim
Ebdim
Ebm
F#
Bb
Bbm
Aaug
D
C
B
Ebaug
C#dim
A
Am
Gm
E
Capo: 2
Transpose: 0
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