The Lonely Vampire chords by Wee Hairy Beasties

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Verse 1
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Hey Rick,
did you know there's places on the earth
near the poles
where the sun stays up
24 hours a day?
That's cool,
so I can wear my sunglasses at night?
Yeah, it's pretty cool,
unless you're a vampire.
In the bright white lands
of the midnight sun
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G 
They made their home together in Nome
D 
Vlad the Vampire and his wife,
G 
Alaska Marie
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Same address, but he feels so alone
Am 
C 
The sun never sets
Am 
So Vlad can never go out
F 
Just one ray of light
G 
And vampires are literally toast
C 
Oh, I like dogs. wants to play
with his nighttime friends.
Am 
He loves the bats, the wolves,
and the ghosts.
F 
But whoa, whoa, whoa,
G 
Am 
he's a lonely vampire.
E 
Am 
I'm lonely.
C 
Marie sips tea while Vlad
sucks blood.
Am 
She loves to dance, but he wants to neck.
F 
He fell in love, and then he proposed
G 
And Marie said, meh, what the heck
Am 
But what could he have done?
C 
It was love at first bite
F 
She was lithe as a swan,
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Fm 
as soft as  a worm
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A great cook and erudite
Look it up
Am 
He spends bright sunlit nights
on the seal skim settee
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He's cooped up in the house,
G 
nothing good on TV
D 
He schemes to get the night
G 
back for himself
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Dm 
E 
Dark sunglasses, a foil cape, a high SPF
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He's a monster, yes it's true
Am 
But Vlad has married a worse one
F 
Perky, cheerful, sweet Alaska Marie
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Was a morning person
Am 
She worships the sun
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But it scares him near to undead
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When they shared their first kiss
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Black should have known
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D 
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Marie had garlic breath
Am 
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One sunny night Marie said to him
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Hon, let's do it your way,
D 
said Vlad.
G 
You mean move away from Alaska?
F 
She said yeah, you know,
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I was thinking about Norway.
Oh no, I can't bite no holes there.
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D 
Creatures of the night, hit it!
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F 
Woah, woah, woah,
G 
Am 
he's still a lonely vampire.
F 
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Am 
He's still a lonely vampire.
F 
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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C 
He's still a lonely vampire.
Am 
F 
Whoa, whoa,
G 
Am 
He's still a lonely vampire.
F 
G 
Whoa, whoa, He's still a lonely
Am 
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vampire.
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Am 
I know what you mean,
I've never seen a vampire
that lonely.
He should really look in a mirror.
It's too bad he can't see himself.
His hair is a mess.
Thank you.