Holidays Gone Crazy chords by Wee Hairy Beasties

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Verse 1
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When the Tooth
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Fairy leaves an egg,
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and the Easter Bunny hides
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money.
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Halloween is May 15th,
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and New Year's Eve is warm and sunny.
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It'll be your birthday every day,
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but your cake will taste like candles.
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When goldfish walk on chicken legs,
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and treasure chests ain't got no handles.
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It could happen, it could happen,
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but it probably won't.
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Do you wanna fly on a pizza pie with me?
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Oh, please don't say that
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you don't.
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Pancake day was yesterday.
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It's donut day tomorrow.
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And moon pie day is on its way.
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With macaroni cheese day soon to follow.
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It could happen.
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It could happen,
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please don't say it won't.
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Holiday's gone crazy,
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doing anything that they want.
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Neil Armstrong on the moon,
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grabs a slice of moon cheese,
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Takes a hoagie back to Buzz Aldrin
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But he can't find his room keys
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It was one giant sandwich for a man
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A tiny snack for mankind
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Buzz, Buzz, he fell asleep
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While he was watching TV
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Snoozing in his silver space suit there
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Shhh! Let's not wake him.
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Come on, you moon man.
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Buzz, buzz, don't wake him up.
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He's not being lazy.
He's on his lunar vacation.
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Holiday's gone crazy!
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It could happen, it could happen.
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But it probably won't.
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Do you wanna fly on a pizza fly with me?
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Oh, please don't say that you don't.
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Yeah, holiday's gone crazy now.
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Doing anything that they want.