The Last Of The Bad Dates chords by Don Bowman
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Verse 1
(C major) (G major) (C major) Well, (G major) (C major) hot lips,
it's (F major) soronari time for you.
That (C major) there's Italian,
meaning adios and quo (F major) vadis.
Ten -four and good -bye -two.
(C major) Might ought to be kind of careful
and watch (F major) the doorknob there
as you're passin' through.
(C major) Listen, it's been a (G major) ball and all that.
(C major) Don't let me rush you now,
(F major) here's your hat.
(C major) And there's something
that (G major) your closest friends
(C major) really ought to tell you. (G major) (C major)
You know at first,
I (F major) thought there's some tractor tires
a -burnin' somewhere. (C major)
Then I figured maybe you's wear (F major)
ing some stinkweed in your hair
(C major) And you know it is right about then
that I (F major) noticed the flower in my
lapel gasping for air (C major)
One (G major) reminder as you leave, (C major)
be kind of care (F major) ful which way you breathe
(C major) My daughter hold (G major) s your
breath completely
if there's (C major) a match burning anywhere (F major)
I (G major) thought, after (C major) our first date
that you'd catch on
without a doubt. (F major)
Remember (G major) you kissed me
and I (C major) turned pale and passed out?
(F major) Darling, I thought, (G major) sure,
that you could see. (C major)
Boy, you's blowin' (A minor) some
bad smoke on me. (F major)
And next time you wash your
mouth out (D minor) ,
My daughter (G major) just leave it out (C major)
Everybody knows I (F major) tried my best
to get the message through (C major)
I really thought that me
wearing this (F major) gas mask
Kind of give you a clue (C major)
But you just splashed on more of that
(F major) Es sence (D minor) of sheep dip (F major) perfume
(C major) Listen, darling, (G major) no offense intended
(C major) But this here (F major) little romance is ended
An (C major) d like they say in the (G major) movies,
don't (C major) call me, (F major) (C major) I'll call (G major) you. (C major)
The Last Of The Bad Dates
Don Bowman
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