Plastered chords by Don Bowman

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Verse 1
D 
 (D major) Well, the wedding's at two,
and she's overdue,
A 
and I'm  (A major) plastered, obviously.
I didn't think she'd be here,
so I've brought a little beer,
D 
and I'm  (D major) plastered.
I'll admit that I may have sowed
a few seeds of doubt,
G 
bought  (G major) sympathy cards,
and mailed them all out
A 
on  (A major) a funeral wreath
right on the front of the house,
D 
 (D major) and then kind of hung one on myself.
Got a little blasted.
I'll never forget the first
time we met,
A 
because  (A major) I  was plastered, as usual.
It was on a blind date
and I was well on my way
D 
to be (D major) ing plastered.
A 
We went steady for  (A major) a year
D 
without  (D major) slowing up.
G 
 (G major) Then one day I accidentally sobered up.
A 
Took  (A major) one look at her
D 
and thought I was gonna be sick.  (D major) 
But I wasn't.
Solved the whole problem
A 
D 
by getting severely  (A major)  (D major) smashed.
So the wedding's been stopped,
and I'm getting crocked,
A 
if  (A major) you could pour a little plaster,
please, there.
One thing about losing,
it's a great excuse for boozing
D 
 (D major) and getting plastered.
So break out the songbooks
and everybody sing along.
G 
 (G major) Break out the bottles
and everybody gets stoned.
A 
Let's  (A major) all drop over to your drive
D 
to drink home and get  (D major) plastered.
Have a little drinky -winky.
Treat yourself right.
Get loaded tonight.
With pie -eyed...
Zonked out of your credit card.