they tell me you've been playing around
and making every night a party town
They say you've been living it up
Well, I guess you think that I'm a fool
Sweetie, I've got news for you
You only do it if you're smart
Well, you're behind in all events
You're something that the old devil sent
Honey, I ain't been a -sittin' around
While you're out of things up the town
I guess you think that I'm a fool
But this time, the joke's on you
Well, go ahead, laugh and be gay
Honey, try to hurt me in every way
You'll hurt no one but yourself
No love for me you've ever felt
But do it, honey, if you think it's right
Well, you're behind in all events
You're something that the old devil sent
Honey, I ain't been a -sittin' around
While you're out a -paintin' up the town
I guess you'd think that I'm a fool
I've lived it up from coast to coast
Honey, you ain't the only
I'm a -gonna laugh myself to death
it's your brain that's weird
Well, you're behind it, honey, Ben
It's something that you'll never sin
You never know just what it
Honey, I ain't been a -sittin' around
While you're out a -painting up the town
I guess you think that I'm a fool