The Jeff Gordon Song chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
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 (C major)  (D major) Jeff Gordon's  (G major) gay,
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Jeff Gordon's  (C major) gay
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At  (D major) least that's what them only
Earnhardt fans always say
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 (G major) They swear he's using Vaseline
on the 24 Chevrolet
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 (C major) Jeff Gordon's  (D major) gay, he must be gay  (G major) 
He wears rainbow colors,
he's a handsome fella
standing in victory lane
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 (C major) With a gorgeous  (D major) little wife
with a check in her hand
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sipping that gay champag (G major) ne
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And them  (G minor) earned heart fans
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up in the stand (G major) s
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Chokin' on bread and  (C major) Spam
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Say Gor (D major) don's gay every time he turns
And hugs Ray Avraham
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Jeff  (G major) Gordon's gay, he must be gay
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 (C major) At  (D major) least that's what the
losers who lose
Every Sunday always say
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 (G major) He's in the IROC pink
Cadillac for Mary Kay
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 (C major) Jeff Gordon's  (D major) gay,
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he must be gay  (G major)  (C major)  (G major)  (C major)  (G major)  (G minor)  (C major)  (G major) 
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 (D major)  (E major) 
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Jeff Gordon's  (A major) gay, he must be gay
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 (D major) At least that's  (E major) what the
losers who lose
every Sunday always say
A 
 (A major) They swear he's using Vaseline
on the 24 Chevrolet
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 (D major) Jeff Gordon's  (E major) gay, he must be gay
A 
 (A major) He's got about three Winston cups
at home
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on his trophy shelf  (D major) but I  (E major) betcha
he can't pick one up
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at least not by his  (A major) self
and we can't figure out
how he can drive so sissy fast
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 (D major) I think the  (E major) only driver
who's gay in the race
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is the one that comes in last  (D major) 
which is usually buckshot
Jones dick trickle or Jerry Nadeau
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Jeff  (A major) Gordon's gay he must be gay  (D major) 
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he's  (E major) probably whistling Elton John
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or Spand (A major) au Ballet
he's got the Rainbow
Warrior singin' YMCA,
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 (D major) Jeff Gordon's  (E major) gay, he must be gay.