The interview chords by Mark armitage

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Verse 1
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Socks before or after trousers
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Never socks before pants,
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that's it
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Again, Jez is wearing nothing
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He just does not give one
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solitary shit
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I  almost feel happy
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making a mix of toast
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Brown is savory, white is the treat
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Course, I'm the one who's laughing
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Because I actually love brown toast
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I'm awkward,
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that'll never change
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Later,
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potato may be too gentle
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Swastika love, it's bloody mental
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You're slob on my knob
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Jez really needs this job,
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interviews at JLB
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Money, pies, pyramid schemes,
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laughs in the bath
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Tell me what's so funny?
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He's three months behind
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on the fucking rent money
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The Hair Blair Bunch,
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Spunk Bubble,
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or Mama's Kumquat Band
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names and pyramid schemes
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Money pie in the pot
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Swastika love doesn't get much dumber
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Post -it cartoons and home
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phone numbers
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Just the right amount of digits
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Whatever God decides I'll go with it
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Jez really needs this job
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Interviews at JLB
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Money, pies, pyramid schemes,
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laughs in the bath
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Tell me what's so funny
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He's three months behind
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on the fuckin' rent money
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Right, here goes
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Calling you
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Shit
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Answer phone
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I just caught up to say hi
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And   then,
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then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I   like you
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Oh,
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fuck! I  really fucked it, haven't I?
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Maybe it was charming
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Deluded statements
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somewhat calming
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You're slob on my knob
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Jez really needs this job
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Money pies, pyramid schemes
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A  laugh's in the bath
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Tell me what's so funny
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He's three months behind
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On the fucking rent money
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You're a slob on my knob
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Jez really needs this job
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A  laugh's in the bath
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Tell me what's so funny,
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he's three months behind
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on the fucking rent money
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Yeah, well, you know the truth is
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The truth is, I  suppose I like you
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Is that such a crime?
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I like you and if you can't handle it,
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you can just, you know, fuck off.