The Grammy Song chords by Loudon Wainwright III

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Verse 1
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Last night I dreamed
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that I  won a Grammy.
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It was presented to me by Debbie Harry.
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I ran up on stage in my tux.
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I gulped and I said, oh shucks.
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I'd like to thank my producer
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and Jesus Christ.
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The audience gave me a standing ovation,
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I shed tears of joy, I shed tears of elation.
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Behind the podium there
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Debbie grabbed my derriere
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I'd like to thank my producer
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And Jesus Christ
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I took my Grammy
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And Debbie I walked off stage
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We made the cover of Cash Box
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And the Random Notes page
In the weeks that followed
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Things went fine for me
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An Oscar, a Tony
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And  an M .E. Bo Derrick
and Barbara Mandrell
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A Pulitzer and a Nobel
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Meryl Streep and Tammy Terrell
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Five gold and one bronze as well
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I'd like to thank my producer
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and Jesus Christ.