Key: D major•
Verse 1
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D
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I'm just a typical American
And when it came my time to serve
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But when I got to my old draft board, buddy,
Verse 2
only eighteen,
I got a ruptured spleen
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my feet are flat and my asthma's getting worse
Oh I think of my career, my sweetheart dear,
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Dm
Besides, I ain't no fool,
Verse 3
a wracked up back
I get epileptic fits
I got the weakness woes,
I can't touch my toes
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D
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I'd probably start to sneeze
Interlude 1
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Dm
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Verse 4
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En Lai, and I hope he dies,
So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em Hell
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Dm
And if you ever get a war
Well I'll be the first to go
Verse 5
Outro 1
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A
D
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG A D Dm
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