Hey fellas, look who's here!
Where you been, Big Jim? Me?
Well, I been to a convention.
Oh, what a time we had, yeah.
Just come back from Atlantic City.
We all met there this year.
was playing loud and clear.
But we took the street signs down,
and we switched them all around.
I must confess, it was a mess.
We saw March, as stiff as starch,
right over the end of the pier.
Laugh? I thought I'd die.
the tears come through my eyes.
Just havin' plain good -natured fun,
not really hurtin' anyone,
just a bunch of grown -up kids
That was funnier than a pocket
Remember that time in Dallas
and that real fat gal named Harriet?
Just for fun in the hotel lobby,
I roped her with my lariat.
Recall, we spoke of what a pity it would be
if some poor idiot would have to carry her,
or worse, slug -marry her.
Well, please don't speak.
I've been married to her 15
the tears come to my eyes.
Just havin' plain good nature fun,
not really hurtin' anyone.
Just a bunch of grown -up
Yes, there, that was really a time.
Recall the time in Pittsburgh,
and that clown named Charlie Black?
when we tied him to that aban
Well, we had no way of knowing
then they was using it again.
Cause Charlie, good old Charlie
Ah! Lamb eyes all the time!
Lamb eyes, the tears come to mind.
Lamb eyes, the tears come to mind!