The Cheese Alarm
The Cheese Alarm

The Cheese Alarm easy guitar chords by Robyn Hitchcock

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • D

  • C

  • Dm

  • E

  • G

  • F

  • Am

  • Bb

  • A

  • Gm

    3
  • D

  • C

  • Dm

  • E

  • G

  • F

  • Am

  • Bb

  • A

  • Gm

    3
  • Intro 1









    Verse 1
    Roquefort 
    and 
    grueyere and 
    slippery 
    Brie 

    All 
    of these 
    cheeses 
    they 
    happen 
    to 
    me 

    Oh 
    please 


    Verse 2
    Rough 
    pecorino 
    and moody 
    Rams 
    Hall 

    Stop 
    me 
    before 
    just 
    swallow 
    it 
    all 

    Oh 
    please 

    Some
    Verse 3
    body 
    ring 
    the 
    cheese 
    alarm 

    Oh 
    please 

    Somebody 
    ring 
    the 
    cheese 

    alarm 

    Verse 4

    Goats' cheese 
    cyl
    inder, 

    tangy 
    and 
    white 

    Roll 
    over 
    me 
    in 
    the flickering 
    night 

    Oh 
    please 

    Verse 5

    Chaume 
    and 

    Jarlsberg, applewood smoked 

    "The 
    pleasure 
    is 
    mine," 

    he 
    ob
    ligingly 
    joked 

    Oh 
    please 

    Verse 6

    Somebody 
    ring 
    the 
    cheese 
    alarm 

    Oh 
    please 

    Somebody 
    ring 
    the 
    cheese 

    Interlude 1
    alarm 



    Verse 7
    Hey 
    now, 
    Fletcher, 

    don't 
    keep 
    me 
    up 
    late 

    I can't 
    even 
    fit 
    into 
    size 
    thirty-eights 

    Oh 
    Oh 
    please 

    Verse 8

    Juddering Stilton 
    with 
    your 

    blue-blooded 
    veins 

    veins 

    You 
    can
    't 
    build 
    a palace 

    without 
    any 
    drains 

    Oh 
    please 

    Oh 
    please 

    Interlude 2
    Oh 
    please 


    Verse 9
    Half 
    the 
    world 
    starving 
    and 

    half 
    the 
    world 
    bloats 

    Half the 
    world 
    sits 
    on 
    the 
    oth
    er and 
    gloats 

    Oh 
    please 

    Verse 10

    Truckle 
    of 
    cheddar 
    in 
    muslin 
    rind 

    Would you 
    give 
    it 
    all 
    up 
    for 

    some 
    real 
    peace 
    of 
    mind? 

    Oh 
    no. 

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