Minneapolis Rap chords by Robyn Hitchcock
Verse 1
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And now, by the light of the tomato,
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Dm
D
G
this is Captain Keegan.
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Yeah, anyway, this is a really
comfortable song.
G
It's a musical equivalent of a sofa
F
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or a contour fitted chair.
G
It's unable to cause you any pain
whatsoever.
Unless actually
hearing the harmonics
F
of this kind of thing is painful.
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But it's designed
not to upset you in the least.
G
It's not even bland.
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You couldn't say,
this is annoyingly comfortable.
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It's like I was in a lobby
once in Minneapolis.
E
F#
In fact there was a whole hotel
on top of it as well.
and I was in the lobby
and it was icy outside
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there were people with ice picks
G
and they were just holding
themselves
along the surface like they do
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when you know
they turn the screen horizontally
and they were inching their way
along Nicolette Mall
F
an d there was a howl
F#
ing blizzard
and inside it was very it was
there was this this music
playing in the lobby
and I had a hangover
and I was carrying a meat cleaver
F#
and I went up to the desk
and I said could you turn
the musack down please
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and they said I'm
sorry sir we can't
Ebm
and I said I took my cleaver out
Ab
and I said why not
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and they said because it's pleasing
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Minneapolis Rap
Robyn Hitchcock
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