The Boys With The Proboskis chords by
Jimmy Durante

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Key: G major•

Verse 1

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Folks, this life is tough

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We both suffer such abuses

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Girls phoning day and night

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I've run out of excuses

We're not bragging,

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we're complaining

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And don't think this is

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treason

We know we're not

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good looking

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Our proboscises are

the reason

Who's got all the charm?

Durante and Hope

Who's got all the personality?

Hope and Durante

Who's got all the Savile Fair?

Durante and Hope

Who's got all the money?

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Crosby

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Honest, this is not just a lot of noise

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We wish there was something

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we could do for other boys

No wonder fellas in this town

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Walk around with a great big frown

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They're jealous of

the boys with the proboscis

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They beg for dates with

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all the chicks

But we have to beat

them off with sticks

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No one liked the boys with the proboscis

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Our secret is variety

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That's what we found

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My nose turns up

And my nose turns down

We get an awful problem

Every time we get too close we lock

bumpers

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You'd think this life would make us smile,

but it gets boring after a while.

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blame us if we sit around and mope.

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Now analyze our assets

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from our profile to our

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chassis.

I've got so much more than Gregory.

I've got so much more than Lassie.

So if you've got a sweetie

and you plan to elope,

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beware of the boys of the preposterous.

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Ah, Jim, my nose has never

been any handicap

when it comes to girls.

Why, in one night,

I once went out with five girls.

So what? In one night,

I once went out with ten girls.

Well, on my dresser,

I've got pictures

of twenty beautiful girls.

On my dresser,

I've got pictures

of forty beautiful girls.

Uh -huh.

Well, I've been proposed to by fifty girls.

But I've been proposed to

by a hundred girls.

Well? Oh, no, you don't.

This time, you go first.

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So, if you've got a sweetie and

you plan to elope,

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beware of the boys with the proboscis.

Yes, sir.

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Beware of the boys with the proboscis.

Yes,

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