The Boys With The Proboskis chords by Bob hope, Jimmy Durante
Verse 1
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Folks, this life is tough.
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We both suffer such abuses.
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Girls phoning day and night.
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I've run out of excuses.
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We're not bragging,
we're complaining.
And don't think this is treason.
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We know we're not
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good looking.
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Our proboscises are the reason.
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G#m
Who's got all the charm?
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Tyranny and hope.
Who's got all the personal
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ity?
G#m
Hope and Tyranny.
Who's got all the sav -o -fair?
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G#m
Tyranny and hope.
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Who's got all the money?
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Crosby.
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Honest, this is not just a lot of noise.
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We wish there was something
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we could do for other boys.
D
No wonder fellas in this town
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walk around with a great big
frown.
D
They're jealous of the
boys with the proboscis.
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F
E
They beg for dates with all the chicks,
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E
but we have to beat them
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off with sticks.
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No one liked the boys with the proboscis.
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D
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Our secret is variety,
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that's what we found.
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My nose turns up
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E
and my nose turns down
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We get an awful problem
every time we get too
close we lock bumpers
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A
F#m
You'd think this life would make us smile
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but it gets boring after a while
D
Don't blame us if we
sit around and mope
Now analyze our assets
F
from our profile to our chassis
I've got so much more
than Gregory
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F
I've got so much more than Lassie
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So if you've got a sweetie
and you plan to elope,
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D
beware of the boys of the Proposkis.
Ah, Jim, my nose has never
been any handicap
when it comes to girls.
Why, in one night
I once went out with five girls.
So what? In one night
I once went out with ten girls.
Well, on my dresser
I've got pictures
of twenty beautiful girls.
On my dresser
I've got pictures of forty beautiful girls.
uh -huh well
I've been proposed to by 50 girls
but I've been proposed
to by a hundred girls
well oh no you don't this time you
go first
so if you've got a sweetie and
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you plan to elope
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beware of the boys with the I'm pop this.
The Boys With The Proboskis
Bob Hope, Jimmy Durante
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