Key: Bb minor•
Verse 1
Gb
F
Gb
Folks, this life is tough.
Bbm
Eb
F
We both suffer such abuses.
Eb
Gb
I've run out of excuses.
F
Eb
We're not bragging,
we're complaining.
And don't think this is treason.
Bbm
good looking.
Gb
F
Our proboscises are the reason.
Bbm
F
Am
Who's got all the charm?
Eb
Tyranny and hope.
Who's got all the personal
Eb
ity?
Am
Hope and Tyranny.
Who's got all the sav -o -fair?
Gb
Am
Tyranny and hope.
Gb
Ab
Gb
Who's got all the money?
Gb
G
Crosby.
Gm
Gb
Honest, this is not just a lot of noise.
frown.
boys with the proboscis.
Db
Gb
F
They beg for dates with all the chicks,
Eb
F
but we have to beat them
G
Ab
Gb
No one liked the boys with the proboscis.
F
Eb
G
Our secret is variety,
F
Bbm
My nose turns up
F
Gb
F
and my nose turns down
every time we get too
close we lock bumpers
Eb
Bb
Gm
You'd think this life would make us smile
sit around and mope
Now analyze our assets
I've got so much more
than Gregory
F
Gb
I've got so much more than Lassie
and you plan to elope,
Gb
Eb
beware of the boys of the Proposkis.
Ah, Jim, my nose has never
been any handicap
when it comes to girls.
Why, in one night
I once went out with five girls.
So what? In one night
I once went out with ten girls.
Well, on my dresser
I've got pictures
of twenty beautiful girls.
On my dresser
I've got pictures of forty beautiful girls.
uh -huh well
I've been proposed to by 50 girls
but I've been proposed
to by a hundred girls
well oh no you don't this time you
go first
so if you've got a sweetie and
G
Gb
beware of the boys with the I'm pop this.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsGb F Bbm Eb Bb...
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