None can compete with the meat in my feet
I like my toes, we're very close
I should compose epic prose for my toes
Now everyone begs to have pegs like my legs
I keep my calves around for laps
Both of my halves take their
they're just the right size
They help me rise to new highs,
Oh, it's nothing but a butt
Oh, it's nothin' but a big butt
It's beefy and mean, Boston Big Bean
Burnt burrito and a beer butt
It's a really, really big butt
It's a really, really big butt
It's beefy and mean, Boston Big Bean
Burnt burrito and a beer butt
Oh, it's nothin' but a butt
It's a what -the -heck -was -that,
but it's really, really lean
Hardly nothin' in between,
trendy out to make the scene, but
It's a hardly nothin' there, but
but it's really, really lean
Hardly nothin' in between,
trendy out to make the scene, but
Some butts are lost in poker games,
some butts end up in slings
Some butts end up as presidents
who wish they could be kings
But they're nothing but a butt,
But they're burly and bold,
don't you worry about the cold
Yes, they've got an extra fold, but
It's a really, really big, but
It's a really, really big, but
It's Phoebe and me, Boston baked bean
Burnt burrito and a beer, but
Hardly nothing in between
Can be out to make the scene,