The Beer chords by
Kimya Dawson
Kimya Dawson (Official Version)

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Key: F# minorDifficulty: Easy
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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The beer I had for breakfast
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was a bottle of Mad Dog
And my 20 20
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vision was fifty percent off
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You said punch-buggy red
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and punched me right in my left eye
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I said don't you mean pediddle?
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And I lit his house on fire
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He came home on acid
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I was holding his shotgun
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I was dressed like Tina Turner
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in Beyond Thunderdome
He said, "don't shoot"
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I said, "I won't, I love you, you're my friend"
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I handed him my wig
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and shot myself in the head
Verse 2
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Then I stuffed a box of tissues
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in the hole in my skull
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I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall
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I got a big Johnson shirt
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and some silicone tits
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When I pulled out the tissues
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they were covered with shit
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And the beer I had for breakfast
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was a box of cheap white wine
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And the boom box on my shoulder
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was a box of clementines
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I ate every single one
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without noticing the mold
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You said, "you're gross, my darling"
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I said, "no, I'm rock and roll"
Verse 3
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Even though I'd never ever been in a band
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I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
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And the christians gave me comic books
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as if I would be scared
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Of burning in hell, well I was already there
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And the beer I had for breakfast
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Silver bullet in the brain
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And the beer I had for lunch
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was a bottle of night train
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And the beer I had for dinner
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was my crazy neighbor's pills
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We had to sit down on skateboards
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jut to make it down the hill
Verse 4
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Then I peed my pants
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and you stole the groom's cigar
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And some old man made me watch him
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masturbate locked in his car
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When I got back to the apartment,
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you were face down on the floor
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You said don't go to bed yet
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Let's go get a sixty- four
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And the beer I had for breakfast
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was a pint of Jim Beam
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And a fifth of peach schnapps
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and some warm Sunny D
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And you said, "bottoms up"
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just as I bottomed out
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I tried to scream "fuck you"
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but blood was pouring out my mouth
Verse 5
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And Evan Dando never planned
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on telling you the truth
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And your Leonardo ID card
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is your fountain of youth
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You can be a teenager
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for your whole fucking life
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Just find some pretty sucker
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and make that bitch your wife
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I guess by now you all
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know my friend Danny broke his neck
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He was driving home from Sirens
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when he got into a wreck
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First I cried for him and then I cried for me
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Haunted by the ghost
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of the girl I used to be
Verse 6
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But the rocks with holes
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are warm in my hands
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And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
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And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
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"You've come a long, long way
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and you deserve to be really
Outro 1
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(happy)
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