The Beer chords by Kimya Dawson
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Intro 1
(F sharp minor) (A major) (E major) (F sharp minor)
(F sharp minor) (A major) (E major) (F sharp minor)
(F sharp minor) (A major) (E major) (F sharp minor)
(F sharp minor) (A major) (E major) (F sharp minor)
(F sharp minor) (F sharp minor)
Verse 1
The (F sharp minor) beer I had for (A major) breakfast
was a (E major) bottle of Mad (F sharp minor) Dog
And my 20 20
(A major) vision was (E major) fifty percent (F sharp minor) off
You said punch-buggy (A major) red
and punched me (E major) right in my left (F sharp minor) eye
I said don't you mean pe (A major) diddle?
And I (E major) lit his house on (F sharp minor) fire
He came home on acid (A major)
I was (E major) holding his shot (F sharp minor) gun
I was dressed like Tina (A major) Turner
in Beyond (E major) Thunder (F sharp minor) dome
He said, "don't shoot"
I (A major) said, "I won't, I (E major) love you, you're my (F sharp minor) friend"
I handed him my (A major) wig
and shot my (E major) self in the (F sharp minor) head
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Verse 2
Then I (F sharp minor) stuffed a box of (A major) tissues
in the (E major) hole in my (F sharp minor) skull
I got in my (A major) Mazda and I (E major) drove to the (F sharp minor) mall
I got a big Johnson (A major) shirt
and some (E major) silicone (F sharp minor) tits
When I pulled out the (A major) tissues
they were (E major) covered with (F sharp minor) shit
And the beer I had for (A major) breakfast
was a (E major) box of cheap white (F sharp minor) wine
And the boom box on my (A major) shoulder
was a (E major) box of clemen (F sharp minor) tines
I ate every single (A major) one
without (E major) noticing the (F sharp minor) mold
You said, "you're gross, my (A major) darling"
I said, (E major) "no, I'm rock and (F sharp minor) roll"
Verse 3
(F sharp minor) Even though I'd (A major) never ever (E major) been in a (F sharp minor) band
I got cool as black (A major) ice tat (E major) tooed on my (F sharp minor) hand
And the christians gave me (A major) comic books
as (E major) if I would be (F sharp minor) scared
Of burning in (A major) hell, well I was (E major) already (F sharp minor) there
And the beer I had for (A major) breakfast
Silver (E major) bullet in the (F sharp minor) brain
And the beer I had for (A major) lunch
was a (E major) bottle of night (F sharp minor) train
And the beer I had for (A major) dinner
was my (E major) crazy neighbor's (F sharp minor) pills
We had to sit down on (A major) skateboards
jut to (E major) make it down the (F sharp minor) hill
Verse 4
Then I (F sharp minor) peed my (A major) pants
and you (E major) stole the groom's ci (F sharp minor) gar
And some old man made me (A major) watch him
mastur (E major) bate locked in his (F sharp minor) car
When I got back to the apart (A major) ment,
you were (E major) face down on the (F sharp minor) floor
You said don't go to (A major) bed yet
Let's go (E major) get a sixty- (F sharp minor) four
And the (F sharp minor) beer I had for (A major) breakfast
was a (E major) pint of Jim (F sharp minor) Beam
And a fifth of peach (A major) schnapps
and some (E major) warm Sunny (F sharp minor) D
And you said, "bottoms (A major) up"
just as (E major) I bottomed (F sharp minor) out
I tried to scream "fuck (A major) you"
but blood was (E major) pouring out my (F sharp minor) mouth
Verse 5
And (F sharp minor) Evan Dando (A major) never planned
on (E major) telling you the (F sharp minor) truth
And your Leonardo (A major) ID card
is (E major) your fountain of (F sharp minor) youth
You can be a teen (A major) ager
for your (E major) whole fucking (F sharp minor) life
Just find some pretty (A major) sucker
and (E major) make that bitch your (F sharp minor) wife
I (F sharp minor) guess by now you (A major) all
know my friend (E major) Danny broke his (F sharp minor) neck
He was driving home from (A major) Sirens
when he (E major) got into a (F sharp minor) wreck
First I cried for (A major) him and (E major) then I cried for (F sharp minor) me
Haunted by the (A major) ghost
of the (E major) girl I used to (F sharp minor) be
Verse 6
But the (F sharp minor) rocks with (A major) holes
are (E major) warm in my (F sharp minor) hands
And I buried my (A major) toes in the (E major) hot hot (F sharp minor) sand
And the silver pink (A major) pony (E major) kisses me (F sharp minor) and says
"You've come a long, long (A major) way
and (E major) you deserve to be really
Outro 1
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(F sharp minor) (A major) (E major) (F sharp minor)
(F sharp minor) (A major) (E major) (F sharp minor)
(F sharp minor) (A major) (E major) (F sharp minor)
(F sharp minor) (E major) (F sharp minor) (E major)
(F sharp minor) (E major) (F sharp minor)
The Beer
Kimya Dawson
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