Now here's a little story I got to tell about
three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history with that
Been had a little horsey named
Just me and my horsey and
Sharin' splotches on my tail
All by myself without nobody
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is gettin'
Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
MCA, I said howdy, he said hi
He told a little story that
Ford is on the run and that
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry,
He's sick and I get some,
I said you can't get none
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head
MCA, I got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is,
Now what do we have here,
I run this lane, you understand,
We stepped into the windy,
You think this story's over,
Now, I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away, you can ride with me
I said I'll ride with you if you can
The sheriff's after me for
what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a wiffle ball bat
The king had rock, that is my name
And I know the fly spot where
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
This dude was staring like
I said, I didn't, but I know he did
Get ready, cause this ain't funny
D and I'm about to get money
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
Your cash and your jewelry
MCA was with it, and he is my ace
So I grabbed a piano player and
I punched him in the face
Piano player's out, the music stopped
His boy had beef, and he got dropped
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold
I'll see you in the next video, bye bye.