That’s Your Funeral chords by Lionel Bart

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Am
F#dim
B
Em
Cdim
C#dim
C
F#

Verse 1
Am 
F#dim 
B 
 (A minor)  (F sharpdim)  (B major) He's a
Em 
 (E minor) born undertaker's mute.
F#dim 
B 
I can see him in his  (F sharpdim) black silk  (B major) suit.
Cdim 
Fol (Cdim) lowing behind the
B 
fu (B major) neral procession
Em 
with his  (E minor) fea tures fixed
in a suitable expression.
There'll be horses with tall black plumes
F#dim 
B 
to escort us to the  (F sharpdim) family    (B major) tombs.
Cdim 
B 
With  (Cdim) moaners  (B major) in all corners
Em 
who've been taught to weep in  (E minor) tune.
B 
Em 
 (B major) Then  (E minor) a   coffin lined with satin,
B 
 (B major) that's your funeral,
Em 
 (E minor) that's your funeral.
Large enough to wear your hat in,
B 
 (B major) that's your funeral,
Em 
 (E minor) that's your funeral.
B 
Em 
 (B major) We're just here to  (E minor) glamorize you
B 
Em 
 (B major) for that endless  (E minor) sleep.
F#dim 
Em 
 (F sharpdim) You might just as  (E minor) well look fetching
C#dim 
C 
B 
 (C sharpdim) when     you're  (C major) six feet  (B major) deep.
Em 
C 
B 
At  (E minor) the wake we'll drink a toddy  (C major) to the  (B major) body,
Em 
 (E minor) beautiful.
F#dim 
B 
Em 
C 
 (F sharpdim) That's your  (B major) fu neral,  (E minor) not our  (C major) funeral.
B 
Em 
C 
Em 
 (B major) That's your fu (E minor) neral.  (C major)  (E minor) 
C 
Em 
 (C major) If  (E minor) you're fond of overeating,
B 
 (B major) that's your funeral.
Em 
 (E minor) That's your funeral.
Starve yourself by under -eating,
B 
 (B major) that's your funeral.
Em 
 (E minor) That's my funeral.
B 
Em 
B 
Visu (B major) alize the  (E minor) earth descending  (B major) on you,
Em 
clod by  (E minor) clod.
F#dim 
 (F sharpdim) You can't come back
Em 
 (E minor) when you're buried un
C#dim 
F# 
B 
 (C sharpdim) derneath  (F sharp major) a    (B major) sod.
Em 
 (E minor) We will not reduce our prices.
C 
F#dim 
Em 
 (C major) Keep your  (F sharpdim) vice as   (E minor) usual.
F#dim 
B 
Em 
C 
 (F sharpdim) That's your  (B major) fu neral,  (E minor) not our  (C major) funeral.
B 
Em 
C 
Em 
 (B major) That's your fu (E minor) neral.  (C major)  (E minor) 
C 
Em 
 (C major) I  don't  (E minor) think this song is funny.
B 
That's  (B major) your funeral
Em 
That's  (E minor) your funeral
Here's the boy, now where's the
money?
B 
 (B major) That's your funeral
Em 
 (E minor) That's your funeral
B 
We  (B major) don't harbour
Em 
 (E minor) thoughts macabre
B 
Em 
 (B major) There's no need to  (E minor) frown
F#dim 
Em 
C#dim 
In  (F sharpdim) the      end we'll  (E minor) either burn  (C sharpdim) you up
C 
B 
or  (C major) nail you  (B major) down
Em 
We  (E minor) love coughs and wheezes
C 
Em 
and dis (C major) eases called  (E minor) incurable
F#dim 
B 
That's  (F sharpdim) your     fu (B major) neral.
No one else's funeral.
B 
Cdim 
B 
 (B major) That's your  (Cdim) fu      (B major) neral.
Em 
 (E minor) 