That's A Hee Haw chords by Junior Samples
Verse 1
G
You know what the farmer said
when he fell off the barn?
What'd he say, Junior?
Guess I'll hit the hay.
C
G
That's what he said!
Hey, Junior,
what do you think about mini skirts?
I think they're too long.
C
G
Her chicken ain't bad, though.
Junior, how do you like your eggs?
I like them fine. No, silly.
I mean, how do you like them
cooked?
I like them even better that way.
We take you now to a house
on the outskirts of Cumming,
Georgia,
where we find someone
knocking on Junior's door.
Hey, Junior. You in there?
If you are, come to the door. I'm coming.
Let me get my overhauls on.
I seen a fella layin' in the ditch
back up the road,
and I figured I'd better check and see if
it was you.
What'd he look like?
F
G
About the same size as
you.
Looked a whole lot like you from behind.
F
Did he have on blue overhauls?
Bb
G
Yeah, he did.
F
Did he have on a red shirt?
G
Yeah, he sure did.
Wasn't me, then.
I ain't got on no shirt.
F
C
When you left for that big city salesman,
F
C
you said you just went for a ride,
F
I waited around for so long,
G
C
but you never came back to earn your hide.
I wonder if your love is fading,
F
C
just like the gold in my hair,
F
G
for twenty long years
C
G
Well, Junior, here we are all
alone in the haystack.
Can you think of anything you want?
C
Yeah, I sure want to get off
G
this pitchfork I'm sitting on.
Well, then move over
here closer to me.
That's it. Get real close.
Now whisper something soft and sweet to me,
Junior.
C
G
C
G
Banana pudding.
Hey, Junior,
how do you keep a fish from smelling?
C
Cut his nose off.
G
C
G
D
G
That's what he's on!
C
Well, I got to go now,
G
but let me give you a
little parting advice.
Make sure you got some
teeth in your comb
C
G
before you start.
D
G
That's A Hee Haw
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