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terms and conditions easy guitar chords by Seb Lowe
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 6
Capo
Transpose
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Capo
G
A
F
E
Am
Em
G
A
F
E
Am
Em
Verse 1
These are the
terms
and conditions
for
living
in the
UK
First
abandon
kindness,
it's
a fool's
game
Oh, it's a
shame
you went to
state
school in
the
first
place
That'll
keep you
two steps
down
in the
rat
race
You need to
learn to
hate
America
Russia
Climate
change
China,
rich
cunts and
poor
cunts
The weather
and the
tax
rates
All
the fuckers
telling
you to
isolate
Labour
and the
Liberals
and the
Greens
and the
Tory
state
Feminism,
snowflakes
The
EDL
Hate
everyone
and everything
'til
you can't
even
stand
yourself
Hate
the fact
you need
money
Hate
all those
who want
money
Hate
the fucking
game
and the
taste
for wealth
And find
love
In beer
and
drugs
and crime
The
glory
days
before
the others
all
ar
rived
Seek
pride
in your
na
tion's
contri
bution
in the war
Watch
films
about
soldiers,
cry
at what they
died
for
A
fuck ton
of corruption
in
the
Houses
and the
courts
Great
British
Arse
that
soares
Right before
it
shits all
over
its own
people
in
hoardes
In edu
cation,
policy
Tooth,
and claw
And then
some
where
Between
the
crackheads and
the lords
The
people
who believe
'em
And the
police
force
Is a most
glorious
na
tion
of pride
and
patience
No,
I'm only
jok
ing,
of course
We don't smile
too
much
around
'ere,
love
Wipe
it off
your face
Our
terms
and
con
ditions
consist
of hate
Part
two
of the
UK's terms
and conditions
For
all
but the
wealthy
and the
first
class
citizens
To
anyone
poor
or born
outside
of Britain
You must
follow
the
following
condi
tions,
yes?
Okay
so what you're
saying
is that
the
rules
don't apply
To
anyone
with
a winning
lottery
ticket
as a
bloodline
No, the
fact
is,
in practice,
the
rules
do apply
With the ex
ception
of
taxes
and
COV
ID guidelines
Amongst
other things,
you know
Murder
Lies
With
money,
there's
no such
a thing
as
a crime!
Okay,
so
what you're
saying
is your
con
ditions
is money
making?
No,
not
money
making,
money
tak
ing!
Money
tak
ing?
Yes,
money
taking
After
that,
money saving
Pla
cing
said
money
in sav
ings
So
greed?
Not
greed,
aspirations,
see!
Aspira
tions
for
those
with
a
first
class degree
Why, of
course!
And a
delectable
family
tree
Your con
ditions
favour
the aris
tocracy
It's the equi
valent
to
sitting
in a
sta
dium
seat
Stand
up
, for
a better
view
The
guy be
hind
can't
see
Basic
ally
Your Ts
and Cs
mean
liberty
But
freedom
doesn't
recognise
poverty
Oh,
shit
So,
smile,
smile,
smile
'Cause
you have
much
to
be thankful
for
These
terms
and
condi
tions
were
Never
truly
yours
For
the tak
ing
Did you
have
me mistaken,
when you
came
to this
country
half
way?
With the
silly
little
dreams,
of a
child
half-
baked
And
the
mind
of
an animal
scroun
ging for
bait
Did you for
get
about
me?
It
seems
you
did
I
am the
fucking
man
I de
cide
who
lives
and
dies
You are
nothing
But the
blood
between
my
eyes
And
I
decree
with
each
part
of me
That you are
doomed
for
all
of time
To re
voke
my
spell
Sans
protests?
Please,
step
in
line
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