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terms and conditions easy guitar chords by 
Seb Lowe
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Verse 1
G
A
These are the terms
G
and conditions for living in the UK
F
First abandon kindness,
it's a fool's game
E
A
Oh, it's a shame you went to state
G
school in the first place
F
That'll keep you two steps down
E
in the rat race
Am
You need to learn to hate
America
G
Russia
Climate change
F
E
China, rich cunts and poor cunts
A
The weather and the tax rates
G
All the fuckers telling you to isolate
F
Labour and the Liberals and the
E
Greens and the Tory state
A
Feminism, snowflakes
G
The EDL
F
Hate everyone and everything 'til
E
you can't even stand yourself
Am
Hate the fact you need money
G
Hate all those who want money
F
Hate the fucking game and the
E
taste for wealth
Am
And find love
G
In beer and drugs and crime
F
The glory days before
E
the others all arrived
Am
A
Seek pride in your na tion's
G
contribution in the war
F
Watch films about soldiers,
E
cry at what they died for
A
A fuck ton of corruption in the
G
Houses and the courts
F
E
Great British Arse that soares
A
Right before it shits all over
G
its own people in hoardes
F
In education, policy
E
Tooth, and claw
A
And then somewhere
Am
G
Between the crackheads and the lords
F
The people who believe 'em
E
And the police force
A
G
Is a most glorious na tion
of pride and patience
F
E
No, I'm only joking,
of course
Am
We don't smile too much
G
around 'ere, love
F
Wipe it off your face
G
E
Our terms and conditions consist
A
G
F
of hate
E
A
G
F
E
Am
A
G
Part two of the UK's terms
and conditions
F
For all but the wealthy
E
and the first class citizens
A
To anyone poor or born
G
outside of Britain
F
E
You must follow the following conditions,
yes?
G
A
Am
Okay so what you're saying
G
is that the rules don't apply
F
To anyone with a winning lottery
E
ticket as a bloodline
Am
No, the fact is, in practice,
G
the rules do apply
F
With the exception of taxes
E
A
and COVID guidelines
Amongst other things, you know
G
Murder
Lies
F
With money,
E
there's no such a thing as a crime!
A
Okay, so what you're saying is your
G
conditions is money making?
F
E
No, not money making, money taking!
Am
Money tak ing?
Yes, money taking
G
After that, money saving
F
E
Placing said money in savings
Am
So greed?
G
Not greed, aspirations, see!
F
Aspirations for those with
E
a first class degree
A
Why, of course! And a delectable
G
family tree
F
Your conditions favour
E
the aristocracy
A
It's the equivalent to sitting
G
in a stadium seat
F
Stand up, for a better view
E
The guy behind can't see
A
Basically
G
Your Ts and Cs mean liberty
F
E
But freedom doesn't recognise poverty
Oh, shit
Am
G
So, smile, smile, smile
F
'Cause you have much
E
to be thankful for
Am
G
F
These terms and conditions were
Em
E
Never truly yours
A
For the taking
G
Did you have me mistaken,
F
E
when you came to this country half way?
A
With the silly little dreams,
G
of a child half- baked
F
And the mind of an animal
E
scrounging for bait
A
Did you forget about me?
G
It seems you did
F
I am the fucking man
E
A
I decide who lives and dies
You are nothing
G
F
E
But the blood between my eyes
A
And I decree with each
G
part of me
F
That you are doomed for all of time
E
A
To revoke my spell
G
Sans protests?
F
Please, step in line
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