Ten Cents a Coup chords by Phil Ochs

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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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It was a used car dealers' election
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And the choice was rather small
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The boys agreed, "it's the war we need,
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So there's no president at all."
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Here's to Nixon and Agnew
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They are the stars of the stage and screen
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Not since Laurel and Hardy
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Have I laughed so hard I screamed
I thought that Johnson was the devil
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I thought we couldn't do no worse
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Now the White House stands
in Disneyland
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This country must be under a curse
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Here's to Nixon and Agnew
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They are the stars of the stage and screen
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Not since Laurel and Hardy
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Have I laughed so hard I screamed
I dreamed that Nixon died of a suntan
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There was only Spiro left
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At his swearing in, he fell on his chin
He assassinated himself.
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Here's to Nixon and Agnew
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They are the stars of the stage and screen
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Not since Laurel and Hardy