Draft Dodger Rag chords by
Phil Ochs 
Key: F major•
Verse 1
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Draft Dodger Rag
Phil Ochs
Written by Phil Ochs
Verse 2
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Oh, I'm just a typical American
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B
C
boy from a typical American town
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I believe in God and Senator Dodd and
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a-keepin' old old Castro down
B
And when it came my time to serve I
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knew "better dead than red"
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But when I got to my old draft board,
Verse 3
buddy, this is what I said:
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CHORUS
Sarge, I'm only eighteen,
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I got a ruptured spleen
Verse 4
B
C
And I always carry a purse
Verse 5
F
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat,
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and my asthma's get ting worse
Verse 6
Bb
F
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear,
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C
and my poor old inval id aunt
Verse 7
F
Besides, I ain't no fool,
I'm a-goin' to to school
Verse 8
F
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant
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plant
Verse 9
Bb
I've got a dislocated disc
and a wracked up back
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C
I'm al lergic to flowers and bugs
And when the bombshell hits,
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I get epi leptic fits
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And I'm addicted to a thou sand drugs
I got the weakness woes,
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I can't touch my toes
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I can hardly reach my knees
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C
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And if the en emy came close to me
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F
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I'd probably start to sneeze
Verse 10
Bb
I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
Verse 11
B
C
And I always carry a purse
Verse 12
C
F
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat,
Bb
and my asthma's get ting worse
Verse 13
Bb
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear,
B
C
and my poor old inval id aunt
Verse 14
F
Besides, I ain't no fool,
I'm a-goin' to to school
Verse 15
F
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant
Bb
plant
Verse 16
Bb
Ooh, I hate Chou En Lai, and I hope he dies,
F
Bb
B
C
Onething you gotta see
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That someone's gotta go over there
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And that someone isn't me
So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em Hell!
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C
Kill me a thousand or so
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And if you ever get a war
without blood and gore
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I'll be the first to go
Verse 17
Bb
Yes, I'm only eighteen,
B
I got a ruptured spleen
Verse 18
B
C
And I always carry a purse
Verse 19
C
F
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat,
Bb
and my asthma's get ting worse
Verse 20
Bb
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear,
B
C
and my poor old invalid aunt
Verse 21
C
F
Besides, I ain't no fool,
I'm a-goin' to to school
Verse 22
F
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant
Bb
plant
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsBb F B C
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B
C
Capo: 3
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