Televangelists chords by Seafarers

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Verse 1
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A morning sermon
and the guy on stage
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is clearly learning
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To tie his laces, adjust his collar
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and iron the creases
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I sold my soul to TV series,
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fast replies and dopamine
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Father, find     forgiveness
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Remember sharing      deep -dish
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pizza off to paper plates
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When we lived in Kilburn
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under student loans and
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broken windows
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Panic -struck and cynical,
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we're the church of lost millennials
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Father, find salvation
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And I heard that fallen angels
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Have been fucking with your faith
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There's a girl on crutches
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Selling Je  sus loves us
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T -shirts  off the interstate
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And those kids from Colorado
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Robbed a bank
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and changed their names
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It's the second coming
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that no one's judging
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Cause the rapture's just another day
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Aspiring artists,
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adored before they even start
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And high achievers,
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televangelists from parish   preachers
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I'm looking for some self -belief
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But my screen time's up
again this week
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Father, can't you help me?
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And I've told you all my darkest secrets,
babe
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I  confessed about those magazines
And the cheap hotels,
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Jesus, well, I'm telling you
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Everybody makes mistakes
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But a band of fallen angels
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Have been fucking with your faith
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And the girl I'm precious, I mean, Jesus
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T -shirts  wasn't there today
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You know those kids in Colorado
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Bought some guns and bottle -cades
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Cause the second convict
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Is a tanker pumping petrol
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Buying oil
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And playing
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I   read a story,
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on a sub -thread
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that I found while scrolling
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Except the future     is a wasteland
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ruled by a one computer
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Empty shelves and empty stores
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We're not in Kansas anymore
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So father, just ignore me