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Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic,
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Massacre Blues.
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["Talkin' Blues"]
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["Talkin' I saw it advertised one day,
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the Bear Mountain Picnic
was coming my way.
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Come along and take a trip,
Bring the wife and kids,
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bring the whole family. Yippee.
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Well, I run right down
and bought me a ticket
to the Bear Mountain picnic.
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Little did I realize
I was in for a funny kind
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of picnic surprise.
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Took the wife and kids down to the pier.
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Everybody had a ticket for the trip.
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Well, I said, it's a pretty big ship.
Besides,
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I'm more of the merrier.
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Well we all got on, what do you think,
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that ol' ship started to go down
dogs are barking,
fists are flying, cats are running,
dishes overthrown,
me are running,
cops are coming,
maybe we just better call off the
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picnic
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feet were busted,
stomach was split open
Couldn't walk, talk, see,
think, feel, crawl, couldn't move
I was bald, naked,
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I'm feelin' like I climbed out of my casket
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and started whole Wishin'
I never got up that mornin'
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Now I don't care just what you do,
if you want to have a picnic,
that's up to you.
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Don't tell me you don't want to hear it,
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you see I lost all my picnic spirit,
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the bathroom.
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but some people are going to do it
for money.
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Maybe we ought to take
some of these people
and put them on a boat,
send them up to Bear Mountain for
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a picnic.
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I'll sing you a song I wrote
and maybe give you some time
to go out and have a cigarette.
you
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