Taking My Ball chords by Eminem
Verse 1
Em
Yo... Dre, Man
Make my vocals sound sexy
B
Come on man, come on man, okay
Verse 2
Em
It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
A
Em
But its all right, its ok with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
A
I don't need nobody to
B
play with me
Em
But if you just give me a chance
G
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
A
But don't nobody wanna
B
play with me so I'm
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Verse 3
B
Taking My Ball and going home,
home
Verse 4
Em
I'm that guy man
Shove a diamond up my hind end
And crush it with my butt
muscles while I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in ya shirt,
jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl
Now lets cuddle
Blood curdling your gurgling
on your blood
What I do for my next trick
Im feeling won- der- ful
I think I might just do something
a little less subtle
Shove a fucking tonka truck
up a little kids butthole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath
slash
Ambassador of the valentines day
massacre slash assassin
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
And leave her laying a blood bath
While I put a catheter in
And jump in the bath with her
In my spiderman mask man
Just imagine the fun I can
have with a strap on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make
the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachio's damn,
I'd like to have some
B
Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one
Verse 5
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
B
God damn man are you
that much of an asshole
Verse 6
Em
It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
A
Em
But its all right, its ok with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
A
I don't need nobody to
B
play with me
Em
But if you just give me a chance
Verse 7
Em
G
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
A
But don't nobody wanna
B
Bm
play with me so I'm
B
Taking My Ball and going home, home
Verse 8
Em
I'm like Houdini
Tuck my teenie eenie weenie
between each
G
Em
One of my thighs and make it
disappear like a genie
Make the shit disappear like tara reid in a bikini,
believe me homie
You don't know the meaning
of a meanie
They call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
I'm trying to maneuver the hoover
up in your poop shoot
Dont move or ya might get it stuck
so fucking far up in your uvula
You aint gonna know what he was
tryna do to ya gluteus
Totally tubular sniffing glue through
a tube in the studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier
Weenier smoothered in peanut
butter putting
On a tube of ya eye shadow and man
it look nice
You should've seen it mother
Verse 9
Em
I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
Then I'll go meet Mischa Barton
B
with a Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie-
o- Donnell's
With McDonald's jump on her lap
and watch the Sopranos
Verse 10
Em
It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
A
Em
But its all right, its ok with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
Verse 11
Em
A
I don't need nobody to
B
play with me
Em
But if you just give me a chance
G
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
A
But don't nobody wanna
B
Bm
play with me so I'm
B
Taking My Ball and going home, home
Verse 12
Em
Shady what are you doing
chewing on a human
G
Em
Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back,
BOOM!
Assuming the fact that
dudes in the back room
Using the bathroom vacuum
and a racoon
Skewing a rat a cat screwing
a baboon
You shouldn't ask what is he
doing with that broom
You should be glad he ain't leave
you full of stab wounds
You in a trance,
I'm back doing my dance ooh
But their afraid I might get Sarah
Palin by the hair
And make her wear a bathing suit
and take her para sailing
Verse 13
Em
Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for
Why you make her read 84 bed
time stories to you in baby talk?
Cause I'm scared there's
monster's under my bed
Kelly Pickler hid my juice
box under my bassinet
B
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper
needs to be changed
You like graffiti dike,
well I can pee pee and write your name
Verse 14
Em
It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
Verse 15
Em
A
Em
But its all right, its ok with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
A
B
I don't need nobody to play with me
Em
But if you just give me a chance
G
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
A
But don't nobody wanna
B
Bm
play with me so I'm
B
Taking My Ball and going home, home
Verse 16
Em
Fine nobody wants to play with me
Fuck you then bitch!
You guys are always mean
to me anyways
All you ever do is rub gum
in my hair and stuff
You guys are gonna make me...
B
make me sad I'm sad
I'm gonna cry... I'm crying
Em
I'm going' tell my mom...
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mom...
Em
Em
B
Em
Taking My Ball
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