Well, it was about 20 years ago,
The orchestra consisted of me
and a very talented busboy
who cracked his knuckles on...
I used to eat my meals at the piano,
was nibbling on a frog's leg,
a vision of feminine pulchritudinous
approached the piano and said...
I do hope I'm not intruding on
Waiter, cancel the chopped liver.
Forgive me for not shaking hands.
Very well, if it pleases you.
Oh, what a masterful touch.
Take an L, take an O, then take a V, take a W,
another W, another W, take a park,
a bench beneath the tree,
to that L -O -V, you can add an E,
take a girl, a ring, a little
I do a house in the country
and then soon they will be
little wobbly little wobbly you
oh there's nothing to tell
who like to sit around the house
I'm great on leaky faucets.
Can't you see it's bigger than we
and crush me to your manly chest.
take me away from all this.
Can't you see we were made
tell me, have there been any other men in your life?
There was Eddie, Freddie, Teddy, Joey, Lanny, Henny, Benny,
Moe, Danny, Manny, Harry, Terry, Terry, Barry, Gary, and Algernon.
boom of Lexington, Kentucky.
And see, that's what happened to me
Take a girl, a ring, a little I do.
And then soon there will be one,