I was goin' to a party just last week
Walked through the doors, team was
my eyes was goin' to pop through my face
She wore tight -stretch pants,
Then she came a little closer,
Then she walked up quick,
but kinda smooth at her leisure
what's your budget, bossy?
Then she whispered in my ear,
I felt the vibe press harder,
Then she grabbed my hands and
She said, I want it, you want it,
Let's take a pause for the cause,
So she introduced herself as
She kept tellin' me how much
She asked to go back to my place,
So we jumped into my ride,
She was busy with my clothes,
I said, come on baby, be patient
A couple minutes later, her ass took a dip
I was startin' by sound, hey,
I had followed her hands,
And then she looked up, I said,
She said, let's save it as you held my hand
I have something to tell you what,
I used to be a what a man,
You must be lyin', you better be trippin'
grabbed his chick by her neck
Ripped off those tracks pants
Then I looked, surprised,
threw her out when she ran
She says he used to be one of these dudes,
I just couldn't believe his
I don't think that I was ready
for that kind of surprise
On a walk, I'm kinda early,
She's on vacation, hey, that's neat
I said I'm gonna mess around
grabbed my shirt to impress
we're just permanent press
Walked out the house, shut the door,
I looked around, seen all kinds of chicks
This girl walked up, and so she spoke
I turned around to her face
Now this run really caught my eye
So I ran up, and guessed my luck
She had a baby and I thought so what
So I introduced myself like this
So sly, sick, steady, ready for some action
He said, can you give it to me,
I said, I can please you cause
What kind of trouble am I heading for?
Am I really gonna cheat on my girl, really?
I got this guilty feeling, psyched
Yeah, she was sexy and I was on her
She said, where's your house? I said,
We got her out of the box,
I saw that had to tidy up a bit
I gave her tour of my place
Let's get a little cozy with
We laid out on the floor,
With some white mountain cooler
Everything was great, man, I'm not lying
So the door cracked open,
surprise, clicked the light
It was my girlfriend, she said,
So she grabbed this girl with no hesitation
I thought you was on vacation
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have