Since I originally started making re
Back beginning in college,
and it's been a menace since then
But the principal challenge,
it ain't really that dif ferent
It's about me not repeating
Or at least repeating myself the least amount,
That lead us off the beaten
But listen though, it's difficult now a- days
To really go against the grain,
Especially with these frigid, finicky,
fickle- ass motherfuckers
Think they finally figured you out,
I pay my taxes when I'm asked to
I'm not enthusiastic about
it, but shit I make it happen
but goddammit they cash it
"This is fiscal harassment! They
keep touching my assets!"
feeling different about it
If it was given outright,
witnessing it helping somebody
But it just so happens in life,
the school dis trict's too crowded
There ain't no teachers in sight,
that's why the kids are so rowdy
I just ima gine some asshole with
glasses on up at the capital
One of a thousand pawns packed in an office,
his mixture Lhasa Apso poodle
His 2.6 kids an d the missus
thumb- tacked to his cubicle
So damned detached from the average
man's planet he can't fathom
That he can ever be anything other than stats,
ritual 2 o'clock cup of noodles on
Fucking you with your W- 2, with
"Hey..um.oooh, I love this one. Hey
Is he a role model we can
So we don't bother having
That we go by? A fall guy I can
'cause I don't want to hold
the bottle for my own child
Is it really my place to raise little Billy
when Hilly and William should be building
with him in the living room
Instead of bailing on him, and alienating him,
and basically failing him
Then, inevitably on his day in court
The bailiff asks him to raise his arm
an d say his name in court
Of course his parents ain't in court,
Saying it ain't his fault
Now, I do admit that in the
people do and say some really stupid shit
Kids are zooming in and using
I can see how you can say "do not
But to all the Hillaries and the Williams
If you really aren't feeling like living with the children
will be a fulfilling experience
Or something you envision
and unconditionally commit
ted to from the beginning
Maybe you shouldn't be bumping bellies
from the giddyup anyway, dummy