Ladies and fellas, I was hella bored,
so I peddled hella hard to a seminar at
Benatar, ridin' on my handlebars,
that I had gaffled from a scrap metal yard.
When it fell apart, I got a rental car with metal art,
won a tug of war with a minotaur.
Then I toured the far north on a
Claus handed me a catalog, the envelope attached,
don't intend that you could have it all
So I got an antelope from
Manitoba, salad bowl, a catapult, a can of soda,
paddle boat, a camera phone
And also a merry mantelope,
In every episode a solid gold,
In an acid wash, camisole,
and her friend a tag along who looked at all
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
Here's the story folks, totally stoned
my homie poked too many hoes
To get it all green and gold, mobile home
Polaroid, some saltines, an overcoat
Walgreens, some corduroy,
Canola oil, I'll sing it low,
Corleone on the accordion,
tomorrow morning we'll re -record it,
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
McDiarmid with a learner's
Suburban, slurpin' an urn, sharpin'
Eatin' a turnip with the words,
Written in cursive on his
It was curtains at the circus in
Saw a turtle in a gurgle,
The world's biggest girl,
Swirled in a circle on a dirty
I had some curry rice, a turkey burger,
Courtesy clerk was nervous, kinda twitchy
Had a triangle perm, reminded me of
And when I turned around,
I had the burner out and pointed at a surfer
Frilly burst out the beauty
thermos for the wild turkey
When I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn
When I do that damn thing,
I do that damn thing, I do that damn