Step Right Up chords by Tom Waits
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Intro 1
(A minor) (A major) (B major) (G major) (A minor) (B minor) (B major) (B major) (B minor)
(A major) (A minor) (B minor) (B major) (G major)
Verse 1
Step (A minor) right up,
(B major) step right up, (B major) (G major) step (A minor) right up (G major) (B major)
Everyone's a winner
(G major) , bargains galore (A minor) (B major)
That's right,
you too can be (G major) the proud owner
Of (A minor) the quality goes in before (B major) the name
goes (B major) on (G major) (A minor) (A major)
(G major) One-tenth of
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Verse 2
of a dollar,
one-tenth of (A major) of a dollar
(B minor) (A major) We (G major) got service after sales (G major)
(A minor) How 'bout perfume? (B minor) We got (B major) perfume,
how 'bout an engage (B minor) ment ring? (G major)
(A minor) Something for the little lady,
something (G major) for the little lady
Something for the little (G major) lady, hmm
Verse 3
(A minor) Three for a dollar
(B major) We got a year-end (G major) clearance,
clearance, we (A minor) got our white sale
And our (B major) smoke-damaged furniture, furniture,
(G major) you can drive (A minor) it away today (B major)
Act now, (B major) (B minor) act (A major) now (B major) and receive as our gift,
(G major) our gift to you
(A minor) They come in all colors,
one (B major) size fits all (G major) (A minor)
No muss, no fuss, (G major) no spills,
you're tired of kitchen (G major) drudgery
Everything (A minor) must go, (A major) going (A minor) out of business,
(A major) going out of business
Going (B minor) out of business sale (A major)
Verse 4
Fifty percent off original retail price,
(G major) skip the middle (A minor) man
(B major) Don't settle for less
(G major) How do we do it? (A minor) How do we do it?
Volume, volume, (B major) turn up the volume (A major) (G major)
(A minor) Now you've (B major) heard (G major) it advertised,
(G major) don't hesitate
(A minor) Don't be caught (B major) with
your drawers down
Don't be caught (G major) with your drawers down
You (A minor) can step right up,
(B major) step right up (G major) (C major)
Verse 5
(A minor) That's right, it filets, (A major) it chops,
(B major) it dices, slices
Never (G major) stops, last (A minor) s a lifetime,
mows your lawn (B major)
And it mows (B major) your lawn (B minor) and it picks
(A major) up the kids from school
It gets rid (G major) of unwanted facial hair
It (G major) gets rid of embarrassing (A minor) age spots
It delivers a pizza (B major) and it
lengthens (G major) (A minor) and it strengthens
An (G major) d it finds that slipper
that's been (G major) at large
Under the (A minor) chaise lounge
for several (G major) weeks
(C major) (G major) And it plays a mean (A minor) Rhythm Master
It makes (B major) excuses for unwanted
lip (G major) stick on your collar
(A minor) And it's only a dollar,
(G major) step right up (B major) (G major)
(A minor) It's only a dollar, step (B major) right up
'Cause (G major) it forges your sig
Verse 6
(A minor) nature
If (G major) not com (B major) pletely satisfied,
mail (G major) back unused por (A minor) tion of product
For (B major) complete refund of price
of purchase (G major)
Step (A minor) right up
(B major) Please
Verse 7
allow thirty days
for (B minor) de livery
(B major) Don't be fooled (A minor) by
cheap imitations
You can (B major) live in it, (G major) live in it,
laugh (A minor) in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep (G major) in it
Live in it, swim (C major) in it, laugh (G major) in it,
love (A minor) in it
Removes embarrassing stains from con
tour (B major) sheets (G major) that's right
(C major) And it entertains vis (A minor) iting relatives (C major) (B major)
(G major) It turns (A minor) a sandwich into a ban (B major) quet
Verse 8
Tired (G major) of being the life of the party?
(A minor) Change your shorts, (B minor) change (B major) your life,
change your (B minor) life
Change (G major) into (A minor) a nine-year-old (G major) Hindu Hindu Hindu boy,
get (A major) rid of your wife
(G major) And (A minor) it walks your dog (G major) and
it doubles on sax (G major)
Doubles (A minor) on sax,
(A major) you can jump (B minor) back Jack
(B major) See you later alligator,
(A major) see you later (G major) alligator
(C major) An d it steals (A minor) your car (G major)
(C major) It gets rid
Verse 9
of your gambling debts,
(G major) it quits smoking
(D major) It's a friend, (A minor) it's a com (G major) panion
It's the only product
you will (A major) ever need (G major)
Follow (A minor) these easy assembly instruction
(G major) s, it never needs ironing (B major)
(A minor) Well, it takes weights off hips, (C major)
bust, thigh (C major) s, chin, (G major) midriff
Gives (A minor) you dandruff an (B major) d it finds you a job,
(B major) (G major) it is (A minor) a job (G major)
And it strips the phone company (G major) free,
take ten (A minor) for five exchange
(C major) And it gives you den
(B major) ture breath (A minor) (C major)
And you know it's a friend (G major) and,
and it's a (A minor) companion
(C major) And it gets rid of your
(G major) traveler (A minor) 's checks
Verse 10
It's new, it's improved,
it's (B major) old-fashioned
Well, Well, (G major) it takes care of busi (A minor) ness
Never needs winding, never needs winding,
never needs wind (B major) ing
(A minor) Gets (C major) rid of blackheads,
heartbreak, or (A major) (G major) psoriasis
Christ, you don't (A minor) know the
meaning of heartbreak, buddy
(C major) C'mon, c'mon, (G major) c'mon,
(A minor) c'mon (G major)
Verse 11
'Cause it's effective, (G major) it's defective,
(A minor) it creates house (G major) hold odors
(C major) It (G major) disinfects, it's (A minor)
sanitized for your protection
(G major) It gives you an erec (G major) tion,
it wins the election
(A minor) Why (G major) put up with painful
corns any longer (G major) ?
It's a redeemable (A minor) coupon, no obligation
No (G major) salesman will visit (G major) your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, (B major) jackpot
Prizes, (G major) prizes, prizes (A minor)
All work guaranteed
(G major) How (A minor) do we do
Verse 12
it? How do we do it?
How do we do (B major) it? How do we do it?
We need (C major) your busi (G major) ness,
(A minor) we're going out of busi (B major) ness
We'll give (G major) you the business
(A minor) Get on the business end of our
going-out-of-business sale
sale
(B minor) sale
(G major) sale
(A minor) Receive our (B major) free brochure,
(A major) (G major) free (A minor) brochure (G major)
Read the easy-to-follow assembly
assembly as (G major) sembly (A minor) instructions
Batteries not included (G major) (A minor) (G major)
Send before midnight to (G major) morrow,
terms avail (A minor) able
Step (A major) right up, (B minor) step right up, (G major)
(A minor) step right (B major) up
You got it, (G major) buddy,
Verse 13
(A minor)
the large (B major) print giveth
And the small (G major) print taketh (A minor) away (G major)
Step right up, (G major) (A minor) you can step right up,
(B minor) you can step right up (G major)
C' (A minor) mon, step right up (G major)
Ah, get (G major) away from (A minor) me kid,
you're botherin' me (G major)
Step right up, (G major) (A minor) step right up,
(G major) step right up,
Ah, mmm, (G major) (A minor) ah (G major) (G major) (A minor)
(B minor) (G major) (A minor) (G major) (G major)
C'mon, (A minor) c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, you can step right up,
(A minor) c'mon and step right up
Outro 1
C'mon and step right up
Step Right Up
Tom Waits
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