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Step Right Up chords by 
Tom Waits 
N/A•12 views•
Key: Ab major•BPM: 130
Intro 1
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A
B
G
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Bm
B
B
Bm
A
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Bm
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G
Verse 1
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Step right up,
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B
G
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G
B
step right up, step right up
Everyone's a winner
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B
, bargains galore
That's right,
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you too can be the proud owner
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B
Of the quality goes in before the name
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G
Am
A
goes on
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One-tenth of
Verse 2
of a dollar,
A
one-tenth of of a dollar
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A
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G
We got service after sales
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Bm
B
How 'bout perfume? We got perfume,
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G
how 'bout an engagement ring?
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Something for the little lady,
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something for the little lady
G
Something for the little lady, hmm
Verse 3
Am
Three for a dollar
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G
We got a year-end clearance,
Am
clearance, we got our white sale
B
And our smoke-damaged furniture, furniture,
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Am
B
you can drive it away today
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Bm
A
B
Act now, act now and receive as our gift,
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our gift to you
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They come in all colors,
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G
Am
one size fits all
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No muss, no fuss, no spills,
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you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Am
A
Am
Everything must go, going out of business,
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going out of business
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A
Going out of business sale
Verse 4
Fifty percent off original retail price,
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Am
skip the middle man
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Don't settle for less
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Am
How do we do it? How do we do it?
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A
G
Volume, volume, turn up the volume
Am
B
G
Now you've heard it advertised,
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don't hesitate
Am
B
Don't be caught with
your drawers down
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Don't be caught with your drawers down
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You can step right up,
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G
C
step right up
Verse 5
Am
A
That's right, it filets, it chops,
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it dices, slices
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Am
Never stops, lasts a lifetime,
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mows your lawn
B
Bm
And it mows your lawn and it picks
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up the kids from school
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It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
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Am
It gets rid of embarrassing age spots
B
It delivers a pizza and it
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Am
lengthens and it strengthens
G
And it finds that slipper
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that's been at large
Am
Under the chaise lounge
G
for several weeks
C
G
Am
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
B
It makes excuses for unwanted
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lipstick on your collar
Am
And it's only a dollar,
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B
G
step right up
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B
It's only a dollar, step right up
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'Cause it forges your sig
Verse 6
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nature
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B
If not completely satisfied,
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Am
mail back unused portion of product
B
For complete refund of price
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of purchase
Am
Step right up
B
Please
Verse 7
allow thirty days
Bm
for de livery
B
Am
Don't be fooled by
cheap imitations
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G
You can live in it, live in it,
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laugh in it, love in it
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Swim in it, sleep in it
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G
Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it,
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love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from con
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G
tour sheets that's right
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Am
C
B
And it entertains visiting relatives
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Am
B
It turns a sandwich into a banquet
Verse 8
G
Tired of being the life of the party?
Am
Bm
B
Change your shorts, change your life,
Bm
change your life
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Am
G
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu Hindu Hindu boy,
A
get rid of your wife
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Am
G
And it walks your dog and
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it doubles on sax
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Doubles on sax,
A
Bm
you can jump back Jack
B
See you later alligator,
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G
see you later alligator
C
Am
G
An d it steals your car
C
It gets rid
Verse 9
of your gambling debts,
G
it quits smoking
D
Am
G
It's a friend, it's a companion
It's the only product
A
G
you will ever need
Am
Follow these easy assembly instruction
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B
s, it never needs ironing
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C
Well, it takes weights off hips,
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bust, thighs, chin, midriff
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B
Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job,
B
G
Am
G
it is a job
G
And it strips the phone company free,
Am
take ten for five exchange
C
And it gives you den
B
Am
C
ture breath
G
And you know it's a friend and,
Am
and it's a companion
C
And it gets rid of your
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Am
traveler's checks
Verse 10
It's new, it's improved,
B
it's old-fashioned
G
Am
Well, Well, it takes care of business
Never needs winding, never needs winding,
B
never needs winding
Am
C
Gets rid of blackheads,
A
G
heartbreak, or psoriasis
Am
Christ, you don't know the
meaning of heartbreak, buddy
C
G
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
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G
c'mon
Verse 11
G
'Cause it's effective, it's defective,
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G
it creates household odors
C
G
Am
It disinfects, it's
sanitized for your protection
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G
It gives you an erection,
it wins the election
Am
G
Why put up with painful
G
corns any longer?
Am
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation
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G
No salesman will visit your home
B
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot
G
Am
Prizes, prizes, prizes
All work guaranteed
G
Am
How do we do
Verse 12
it? How do we do it?
B
How do we do it? How do we do it?
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G
We need your business,
Am
B
we're going out of business
G
We'll give you the business
Am
Get on the business end of our
going-out-of-business sale
sale
Bm
sale
G
sale
Am
B
Receive our free brochure,
A
G
Am
G
free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly
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Am
assembly assembly instructions
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Am
G
Batteries not included
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Send before midnight tomorrow,
Am
terms available
A
Bm
G
Step right up, step right up,
Am
B
step right up
G
You got it, buddy,
Verse 13
Am
B
the large print giveth
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Am
G
And the small print taketh away
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Am
Step right up, you can step right up,
Bm
G
you can step right up
Am
G
C'mon, step right up
G
Am
Ah, get away from me kid,
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you're botherin' me
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Am
Step right up, step right up,
G
step right up,
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Am
G
G
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Ah, mmm, ah
Bm
G
Am
G
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Am
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, you can step right up,
Am
c'mon and step right up
Outro 1
C'mon and step right up
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