Special Delivery chords by The Jerky Boys

SimplifiedAb · Db

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Verse 1
Ab 
Yo, yo,  (A flat major) what's up?
Wayne's s**t office.
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah, it's Larry's future
Wayne.
Uh, I'm sorry,
he is not in at the moment.
Well, you handle the insane
clown posse
now, don't you?
That's correct.
Oh, that's great, yeah,
man.
I try to get through,
they give me a hard time.
Okay.
Now, I don't need that kind of s**t,
you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Well, they told me to call that,
the insane clown posse.
I got a truckload of fake pussies
out here
that I gotta drop off for these boys.
Excuse me?
For the next show.
Can you hold on a moment?
Hurry up.
Would you like the touring
department?
Now what's that supposed to mean,
ma 'am?
Is that a wise -ass comment?
Would you like the touring department?
I drive a truck for a living.
I think I've seen enough of
the country.
I don't need that shit.
What do you need, sir?
I told you I got a truckload of shit
out here
for the insane clown posse.
I can't help you with that.
Would you like the touring department?
Db 
Now what are you telling me  (D flat major) now?
What the hell am I gonna do
with a truckload of fake
Ab 
 (A flat major) pussies?
I don't know.
Would you like the touring department?
I damn well can't fuck
them all.
That's for sure